tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4307187040250193857.post3658221868691432666..comments2024-03-20T03:33:22.357-07:00Comments on Skeptophilia: The doggit on trialGordon Bonnethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06003472005971594466noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4307187040250193857.post-12083030553160002632013-03-28T13:39:53.649-07:002013-03-28T13:39:53.649-07:00If God created the Universe to have the appearance...If God created the Universe to have the appearance of being 13.8 Billion years old, while only being 6,000 years old, God is disingenuous.<br /><br />I don't worship tricksters.<br /><br /><br />You want me to go steady with your favorite deity?<br />Okay, well... For starters:<br /><br />1) On the first date, I want you (God) and reality to NOT be contradictory. (I'll vanish before the appetizers are served)<br /><br />2) The second date, I want to be assured that you aren't a gold digger. Deities don't need money, people do... and I'm not supporting all the dogma from your previously failed relationships! Oh and if I have to call your associate every time I want to speak to you, we don't have the basis for a relationship!<br /><br />3) The 3rd date... (you're doing really well so far!) I will not be your spokesperson. I might be interested in a relationship, but I'm not a salesperson or publicist. Your public image is not my responsibility.<br /><br />4) The 4th date. I'm swooning! As long as you don't have a checkered past, like trying to convince a father to kill his child or razing a city to the ground, you might be the one for me!<br /><br /><br />I think I'm going to spend my life celibate from divine lovin'. I've been told my standards are too high... what can I say? I have too much respect for myself to be a floozy.Hontseur Thotshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10799765178908406877noreply@blogger.com