Pretty impressive stuff, and most of it over my head even given my bachelor's degree in physics.
Now, switch gears for a moment. You'll see why in a bit.
Many of you undoubtedly also know about Osiris, the ancient Egyptian god of the dead, although perhaps not the same ones who knew about CERN. Osiris was one of the most important gods in ancient Egypt, given their fixation on the afterlife. Unlike his fellow deities, who had animals' heads, Osiris looked pretty much like an ordinary guy, except that he had green skin.
Osiris became the god of rebirth when he was killed by his brother Set, who chopped his body up and threw it into the Nile river. Osiris's wife Isis found her husband, in chunks, and sort of stuck the chunks back together and brought him back to life, only to find out afterwards that there was a chunk missing. Unfortunately for Osiris, that chunk turned out to be a body part that most of us males are pretty fond of, if you get my drift. Understandably upset at his wife for not finding a fairly important bit of him, he convinced Isis to make him a new one out of gold, which strikes me as a pretty poor substitute, all things considered. But it must have worked, because soon after Isis gave birth to the god Horus, who looked just like his parents hoped except for the possible problem of having a falcon's head.
Then Osiris died again. Poor guy just couldn't catch a break.
Now, by this time you're probably wondering what CERN and Osiris can possibly have to do with one another. So let me explain. CERN, you see, isn't just a place where physicists go to conduct complex and far-reaching experiments about the subtle structure of matter; it is actually a portal whose chief purpose is to create a wormhole, which will allow Osiris to be raised from the dead.
Again. Hopefully they'll remember to bring along his penis this time.
Don't believe me? Take a look at this article over at UFO Sightings Hotspot, called "Ta-Wer AKA Osiris AKA CERN." Here's the main argument, if I can dignify it by that name:
According to researcher William Henry, the ancient Egyptian object named Ta-Wer aka “Osiris” device, was a stargate machine capable to open wormholes or dimensional openings used by Seth and Osiris to “travel across the underworld.”Is CERN the new “Osiris Ta-Wer”? A modern stargate machine based on ancient technology?Sure. Because a green-skinned Egyptian god and a multi-armed Hindu god are clearly the same guy. But do go on:
When work at CERN's Large Hadron Collider is completed in 2015, the collider should have twice the power and be able to help unlock more of the universe's mysteries and to explore an entirely new realm of physics.
With the LHC power doubled, they will start looking for what they think is out there and they hope that something will turn up that no one had ever thought of.
It is known that the secret societies are obsessed with the raising of Osiris and maybe they already know what they are looking for and was the placement of a Shiva Statue outside the CERN Hadron Collider a hint?
According to Stephen Hawking: “ bending space-time is theoretically possible— by exploiting black holes, or wormholes if they exist, or by traveling at super speeds, based on Einstein’s theory of relativity.”You know, if I were Stephen Hawking, I would be really pissed at the way nutjobs use quotes from legitimate research, lectures, and interviews to support their bizarre ideas. These guys cherry-pick almost as much as the fundamentalist Christians do. And at least the evangelical Christians basically understand the stuff they're reading. With articles like this one, though, you get the impression that the folks that write this sort of woo-woo horse waste have about as much actual comprehension of quantum mechanics as my dog.
Although many people believe that time travel is science fiction, it is not, and taking into account the obsession of the illuminati to use CERN as a stargate machine, it may be possible in the near future, we will face God’s miracles as seen by the ancient Hindu people when their Gods travelling through stargate devices.
They end, though, with a question:
Is there some occult ritual being carried within the LHC facility and is Shiva the one they are attempting to bring to Earth?No and no. Thanks for asking. And once again, Shiva and Osiris aren't the same dude. By no stretch of the imagination is a three-eyed, eight-armed dude wearing a necklace of skulls even remotely like a green-skinned bearded dude with a missing wang. Are we clear on that now?
And CERN has nothing to do with gods of any kind. They do physics there. End of story.
It's a regrettable tendency on the part of a lot of people to hear bits and pieces of stuff they don't understand, combine it with other stuff they only partially understand, and come to drastically wrong conclusions. The cure, of course, is to try and find out a little about the actual facts, to learn some real science, but that, unfortunately, is a level of hard work that some people are unwilling to undertake. So we haven't seen the end of this kind of thing.
Woo-woo wingnuttery, it seems, will be with us always, sort of like death and taxes but even more annoying.