Ghosts, cryptids, time slips, UFOs, precognitive dreams -- taken as a group, they're terribly common. If you don't believe me, just ask your friends at work or school, "Who here has had an experience that you were completely unable to explain?" I can pretty much guarantee you'll have five or six volunteers, who will then tell you their story in painstaking detail.
Well, some folks based in Seattle have decided to create a database of all of the bizarre accounts they can find, in an attempt to keep track of "weirdnesses — dreams, ‘coincidences’, strange encounters, etc. — on a personal level." They go on to explain, "We’ve long wanted to do something that acts sort of like ‘Google Trends’ (which tracks sudden spikes on google search queries) for the collective unconscious. This map is an extension of that, because we’re trying to see if there are strange places or experiences that are actually quite common but go unnoticed because everyone is afraid to talk about this weird stuff happening to them."
The project is called Liminal Earth, and is open to submissions from anyone. They categorize the stories (and map pins) into some broad categories, as follows. (And just to say up front: this is copied directly from their website, so the subcategories are not me being a smartass, which to be fair happens fairly often):
- Dark Forces: Lanyard Zombies, Drones, Corporate Death Zones, Cupcake Shops, Etc.
- Time Distortions: Travelers, Timehunters, “Déjà Vu”, “Losing Time,” Etc.
- Mythologies: Pre-Shamanic Deer Cults, Radical Gnostic Animism, Etc.
- Cryptoids [sic]: Bigfoot, Lycanthropes, Trolls, Ogres, Etc.
- Thin Places: Ley Lines, Magic Fountains, Plant Sigils, Portals, Etc.
- Straight Up Ghosts: Creepy vibes, Poltergeists, EVPs, Stone Tape Theories, Class III Apparitions
- High Weirdness: Fortean Phenomena, Floating Toblerone, Things That Just Don’t Make Sense
- Classic UFO: Close Encounters, Sightings, etc.
- Strange Animals: Bearing Gifts, Unusual Encounters, Fecal Divination, etc.
- Visions: Dreams, Visions, Mystical Experiences, etc.
- What is it with the lanyards? The "about us" section talks about "lanyard'd ogres," so weird creatures with lanyards must be a thing. Maybe the zombies with lanyards are reanimated dead coaches, or something, but I'm kind of at a loss as to why an ogre would need a lanyard.
- What's a "Corporate Death Zone?" I mean, it would make a fucking awesome name for a metal band, but other than that? My personal opinion is that most corporate jobs would fall into the "shoot me now" category, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
- Why is there a subcategory for "Floating Toblerone" and a second subcategory for "Things That Just Don't Make Sense?" I would think the first would fall directly into the second.
- I've heard a bit about "Stone Tape Theories," which is the idea that rocks pick up psychic traces of events that happen around them, which can then be played back in the fashion of a cassette tape, although considerably clumsier. But since the majority of rocks have been around for millions of years, you'd think that most of what would be recorded would be kind of... pointless. "It sure is boring, being a rock," is mostly what I'd think you'd hear, if you could figure out a way to play it back.
- "Cupcake Shops?"
- I was going to ask about "Fecal Divination," but then I decided that I didn't want to know.
Be that as it may, I invite you to submit your own experiences to Liminal Earth if you're so inclined. I can't say I've ever had anything happen to me that seems particularly inexplicable, so I don't honestly have anything to contribute myself. Except maybe that my home village used to have a cupcake shop that was wonderful, and they suddenly went out of business. And I would definitely like an explanation for that one, because those cupcakes were awesome.