That assessment, of course, is insufficient to get said loons to shut up and sit down, nor apparently to get people to stop believing them. So today we have:
A time traveler who says another time traveler is responsible for 9/11.
I ran into the story over at Mysterious Universe, in an article by Paul Seaburn. Seaburn, fortunately, seems as simultaneously amused and mystified by the claim as I am, which is reassuring. But the guy in the YouTube video (of course he's also in a YouTube video), who says his name is Michael Phillips (born in 2043), is pretty unequivocal about the foul-ups, potential and otherwise, that have been caused by people leaping into the past and messing about with things. Phillips says:
Another time traveller from, I think it was 2038, he came back, his name was Titor. He came back to 2000, I do believe, and he thankfully stopped a civil war in America which was supposed to kick off in 2008… It was decided that America needed a single unifying event to bring the country together and to revert a civil war – and that event was 9/11… He did change the timeline so the civil war in 2008 didn’t happen.The person he's referring to is John Titor, a name that showed up on various online sites in 2000 and 2001, and who claimed to be a US soldier from Tampa, Florida, who had jumped back here from the year 2036. So at least Phillips is citing a real time travel claim, which is one up from what most of these wingnuts do.
[image courtesy of the Wikimedia Commons]
- None of Titor's predictions came true. He, for example, said there was going to be a civil war on US soil in 2004, and I remember 2004 quite clearly and do not recall a war. I'm pretty sure I would have been aware of it had it happened.
- He was pretty dismissive of the people back then. "Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future. This time period is looked at as being full of lazy, self-centered, civically ignorant sheep. Perhaps you should be less concerned about me and more concerned about that." Of course, I really can't find much to argue with about this statement.
- Also in his favor, he said, "I did not come back here expecting to be believed." So at least he had that part taken care of.
- The biggest problem, though, was that research by investigative reporters in 2009 showed pretty conclusively that Titor was a hoax perpetrated by two brothers, Larry and John Haber. So the fact that Titor seems not to exist kind of punches a hole into the claim that Michael Phillips came back here to protect us from him.
I do want to tell you about North Korea because they do attempt to launch a nuclear weapon at the United States – that happens later on this year in late 2018. Hopefully we can change the timeline so it doesn’t happen. That’s a partial reason for creating this video... North Korea does attempt to attack a US territory – that’s what I’ll call it – in response the US sends two cruise missiles laden with nuclear tips. Two of those to Pyongyang. Unfortunately what happens as a result of this nuclear exchange, in 2019 World War Three does happen. It kicks off. It wasn’t an unlimited war – nowhere near the scale of World War One or World War Two, however, I have to try and stop it from happening. I don’t want people to die.So then why doesn't he time-travel back to before Kim Jong-Un was born and give his dad a condom, or something? Isn't that kind of thing supposed to be what time travelers are good at?
If that wasn't bad enough news, Phillips also said that Donald Trump would be reelected in 2020, and would be succeeded in 2024 by someone named "Michael McIntosh." Whoever that is. Oh, in 2022 an earthquake measuring 10.2 on the Richter Scale will hit Los Angeles and level it completely. Then California will sink into the ocean or something. Honestly, at that point I kind of stopped listening.
Anyway, there you have it. Time travelers trying to foil other time travelers. I probably shouldn't criticize; that's the basic idea of my novel Lock & Key.
Of course, it bears mentioned that there's that little word posted on the spine: