In any case, I've been a logophile for as long as I can remember, and as a result, my kids grew up in a household where incessant wordplay was the order of the day. Witness the version of "Itsy Bitsy Spider" I used to sing to my boys when they were little:
The minuscule arachnid, a spigot he traversedOkay, not only do I love words, I might be a little odd. My kids developed a good vocabulary probably as much as a defense mechanism as for any other reason.
Precipitation fell, the arachnid was immersed
So the minuscule arachnid recommenced perambulation.
[Image is in the Public Domain]
All of this is just by way of saying that I am always interested in research regarding how words are used. And just yesterday, I ran across a set of data collected by some Dutch linguists a while back regarding word recognition in several languages (including English) -- and when they looked at gender differences, an interesting pattern emerged.
What they did was to give a test to see if the correct definitions were known for various unfamiliar words, and then sorted them by gender. It's a huge sample size -- there were over 500,000 respondents to the online quiz. And they found that which words the respondents got wrong was more interesting than the ones they got right.
From the data, they compiled a list of the twelve words that men got wrong more frequently than women. They were:
- bottlebrush (the plant, not the kitchen implement, which is kind of self-explanatory)
It's easy to read too much into this, of course. Even the two words with the biggest gender-based differences (taffeta and codec) were still correctly identified by 43 and 48% of the male and female respondents, respectively. (Although I will admit that one of the "male" words -- codec -- is the only one on either list that I wouldn't have been able to make a decent guess at. It means "a device that compresses data to allow faster transmission," and I honestly don't think I've ever heard it used.)
It does point out, however, that however much progress we have made as a society in creating equal opportunities for the sexes, we still have a significant skew in how we teach and use language, and in the emphasis we place on different sorts of knowledge.
I was also interested in another bit of this study, which is the words that almost no one knew. Their surveys found that the least-known nouns in the study were the following twenty words. See how many of these you know:
I'm not entirely sure what all this tells us, other than what we started with, which is that words are interesting. That, and I definitely think you should make sure you have the opportunity to work into your ordinary speech the words brummagem (cheap, showy, counterfeit), smaragd (another name for an emerald), and pyknic (fat, stout, of stocky build).
Although admittedly, I'm probably not the person you should be going to for advice on how to converse normally.