That said, I am also of the opinion that religion makes people do some really bizarre things, sometimes. Take Prionda Hill, of Fort Wayne, Indiana, who just last week ran into a motorcyclist with her car because she had decided that it was time for Jesus to take a turn driving.
Hill was driving down the road, and all of a sudden her car swerved, and ran straight into motorcyclist Anthony Oliveri. Hill kept on driving, despite the fact that she had damn near killed Oliveri. According to the police report, Hill said that "she was driving and out of nowhere God told her that he would take it from here, and she let go of the wheel and let him take it."
Well, that didn't turn out to work so well. God, who (at least in Hill's worldview) created the laws of physics, has also seen to it that they're strictly enforced, and her car went where not where god took it but where momentum took it, which was right into Oliveri's motorcycle.
But what makes this even crazier is that Oliveri, whose injuries include breaks in all of the ribs on his left side, a damaged spleen, and a bruised kidney, is attributing his survival to divine intervention.
"I remember it happened and I didn’t quite know what was going on for a split second," Oliveri later told reporters. "As I grabbed the handle bars as the bike was losing control and I looked back around my left shoulder, all I see is her tire and the left bumper getting ready to run my face over. Literally I was inches from that bumper and I just said to myself today is the day I die. I just shut my eyes and said if this is the way that God wants to do it then I guess that this is the way we’re going to do it. But I guess God has other plans for me, and I survived."
A woman hands the steering wheel over to god because she trusts that god will take charge of things, and runs over a motorcyclist, who thinks he survived because god takes charge of things?
I don't know about you, but I feel like I just got an irony overdose.
Of course, this sort of thing is what devout Christians really profess to believe, isn't it? I mean, few of them take it to these sorts of extremes, but still. When something good happens, it's because god has showered them with his blessings. When something bad happens, "it's all in god's plan." I don't know about you, but I think a lot of stuff just kind of happens because it happens, and the laws of physics really don't give a damn what your religious beliefs are. If you let go of your steering wheel, your divine buddy is not going to take a turn driving.
So anyway, another hat tip to loyal reader Tyler Tork for this story. His comment, which seems a fitting way to close: "I expect that SCOTUS would rule that she was within her rights."
It seems like both participants in this little drama -- both human participants -- should logically conclude that God has it in for Oliveri, or maybe for motorcyclists in general. God doesn't have accidents, right? If He asks to drive, you have to conclude wherever you end up is where He meant to go.ReplyDelete
The tragedy is that the first instance is a failure of common sense, that is NOT what "letting Jesus take the wheel" means. Yes, taking things on faith is a risky business, but most deists are well aware of the nature of physical laws and that it's a very idea to deliberately go around defying them. The very Bible you downplay warns that we aren't to look for "signs and wonders".ReplyDelete
In the second incident, if you will allow me, I'm thinking that God (or goddess) spared the cyclist from another deist's stupid mistake.
Things do just happen, it's what we make of them that makes the difference.
I was at a pool hall once and these old folks who were there with their friends celebrating something played "Jesus Take The Wheel" on the juke box. The very next song to come on was "99 Problems" (but my bitch ain't one). I'm not sure what it means but it was funny as hell.ReplyDelete
2,000 some-odd years ago, God was parting oceans and razing cities. Present day, "he's" commanding automobiles to strike hapless individuals.ReplyDelete
Miracles runeth dry. The prevalence of technology that could detect/record miracles seems inversely proportional to the frequency of said miracles in recent history. Oh well. Nostalgia's been tiding people over ever since, anyhow.
Was it Wayne who said to Garth "You're not even a gullible, you're a gullicalf."
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