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To DOWNLOAD iTunes 10.1, click here! Check the box below if you'd like to receive optional regular updates on special offers from Apple.
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We're sorry, there's a hardware problem preventing installation of your new operating system upgrade. You will need to purchase Apple iCable 10.4.3, Apple iKeyboard 12.2, and Apple iComputerDesk 10.7 before attempting this installation. Also, if your house was built before 1980, you will need to upgrade to Apple iHouse version 11.1 or system incompatibility may result in less than optimal performance, including any digital music devices being unable to play anything but the BeeGees, Neil Sedaka, and, god help us, Abba.
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