What3Words turns out to be a "universal addressing system" that divides the entire world into 57 trillion three-meter-by-three-meter squares, and gives each of them a unique address made up of three random words. My classroom, for example (or at least one three-by-three block of it) is extras.equine.outsmart. As the "About" page explains it:
The world is poorly addressed. This is frustrating and costly in developed nations; and in developing nations this is life-threatening and growth limiting.
What3Words is a unique combination of just 3 words that identifies a 3m x 3m square, anywhere on the planet.
It’s far more accurate than a postal address and it’s much easier to remember, use and share than a set of coordinates.
Better addressing improves customer experience, delivers business efficiencies, drives growth and helps the social & economic development of countries.Which may well be true, but still strikes me as kind of weird. Why do we need that kind of accuracy? My classroom floor, for example, is about 7 meters by 12 meters in area. So this means that just in my classroom alone, there are on the order of eight different "addresses." If I cross the room, I've moved from "extras.equine.outsmart" to "ranch.speculated.dressing." So what does that gain me? If I order a pizza, and the delivery person can't find me when I'm six meters away, the pizza place needs to hire a new delivery person, not use a better addressing system.
I have to admit the map is fun to play with, though. The assignment of the words seems random to me, although there may be a deeper structure there than I'm seeing. The site explains:
Each What3Words language is powered by a wordlist of 25,000 – 40,000 dictionary words. The wordlists go through multiple automated and human processes before being sorted by an algorithm that takes into account word length, distinctiveness, frequency, and ease of spelling and pronunciation.
Offensive words and homophones (sale & sail) have been removed. Simpler, more common words are allocated to more populated areas and the longest words are used in 3 word addresses in unpopulated areas.I'm a little disappointed at the removal of the offensive words, because that could create an opportunity for a great deal of barbed hilarity. Just think, for example, if the headquarters of the Church of Scientology were located at "bloody.fucking.nonsense."
And it does offer more precision, especially in areas that lack ordinary street systems (the site says it's already being used by the postal system in Mongolia). But here in the United States, I'm not sure what's to be gained, especially since (most) house numbering systems are pretty logical. You'd expect that 101 South Street would be next to 103 South Street, and across the road from 102 South Street, and most of the time you'd be correct.
What3Words addresses, on the other hand, don't tell you much of anything. Good luck figuring out what "huge.mutant.weasel" is next to, for example. The nuclear power plant, probably.
I guess some street addresses are equally bizarre, however. [image courtesy of the Wikimedia Commons]
And since there is no apparent rhyme or reason to the choice of words, I'm afraid my friend is quite right; it's only a matter of time before the conspiracy-minded start "discovering" their own meanings for What3Words addresses. A search for the What3Words address "all.seeing.eye" came up with nothing, as did "new.world.order." Most of the addresses I've seen are simply weird and random. But there are bound to be some combinations that raise eyebrows, and believe me, someone is gonna find them.
Anyhow, that's our news from the "Who Even Thought Of This?" department. So I'll sign off from my comfortable office at "mango.trinkets.embedding," and am heading for a nap in my hammock over at "corresponding.scream.spot," which seems a little misnamed.
I've been playing with their app a little, and while I didn't find any mystic correspondences, I notice that when you enter three words to search for, it'll show not only the exact match, but also a couple of misspellings that match locations closest to you (or so it seems). So it could actually be a "feature" of the system that addresses that are similar in spelling are nowhere near each other -- I mean, if someone asks me to meet them at the coffeeshop at goals.fairly.sudden, and I mistype it goal.fairly.sudden, I'm going to realize they probably didn't mean that they were waiting in a cafe on a Highway 83 offramp in Garden City, KS. Together with a country and city, I think it makes a fairly decent addressing system, though the way the roads are in some places, getting to the referenced location might be tricky. It would be good for a drone delivery service.
ReplyDeleteAnd, by the way, there are places even in civilized countries where the system of street addresses isn't rational at all. Trying to find a house you haven't been to before in the outskirts of Sendai, Japan, for instance, is likely to cause even the stout of heart to weep. The address numbers seem to have been assigned at random, the streets wind around and change names... I think it was a "first come, first served" kind of thing. No, house number 4050 isn't taken yet. Where are you building? Ok, right between 2113 and 308. Perfect.