I know I say "I wish I was making this up" a lot, but honestly? There's something kind of awesome about how earnest this guy is. Most Flat-Earthers -- who were recently christened "Flerfs" by some wag on Twitter, an appellation that I think carries exactly the right amount of gravitas -- are so full of themselves and self-righteous that all they elicit from me is an eyeroll. But this guy?
He's got a strange sort of moxie.
His name is Mike Hughes, and he's a 61-year-old retired limo driver from California. He has spent over $20,000 to build his rocket, which includes (the article says) the bright yellow and red Rust-O-Leum paint that he used to letter "RESEARCH FLAT EARTH" on the side. He bought an old motor home, took it apart, and converted it into a firing ramp. The rocket runs on steam power, and the idea is to launch it over the town of Amboy, California today.
Hughes and his rocket ship
What exactly his launch will prove, Hughes doesn't seem exactly clear about. "I don’t believe in science," he said, rather unnecessarily, in my opinion. "I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction."
Which explains how much overlap there is between NASA and Lost in Space.
Danger, Will Robinson.
Hughes has big plans, if the outcome of today's launch is different from what I expect, which is that he will leave a large impact crater surrounded by gaily-painted red and yellow shrapnel, rather like the times Wile E. Coyote strapped an Acme Jet Pack to his back and proceeded to fly directly into a cliff side. If he survives, Hughes says, he's going to launch himself right into a new project, which is the California governor's race.
I wonder what his campaign slogan will be? I think "Vote Flerf! We're down to Earth!" would be a good choice.
What I'm wondering is why he thinks launching himself in a rocket will prove that the Earth is flat. Does he think that a spherical Earth would mean that his ship would take off in a tangent line and end up in space? Or that from up there, he'll be able to see the entire flat disc? You can see how a different perspective could clear things up:
Here's my take on this. He's an attention whore using whatever means possible to further his goal of building and flying rockets and getting his fifteen minutes of fame. Think about it. No one with the intellectual capacity to learn how to successfully build and launch himself in a rocket, who used to be a Round Earther, makes the jump to science denier and Flat Earther. It doesn't happen. No, Mad Mike realized that his job as a limo driver wasn't going foot the bill for all his antics so he latched on to the batshit crazy conspiracy theorists to fund his dream. I hope to watch the live stream with my kids so they can see that some ideas are best left as ideas. Part of me hopes he crashes just badly enough to give him pause but not so badly that he won't up the ante next time.ReplyDelete
I'm with you on this one, Andrew. In the article, it says that Hughes was having a hard time getting funding together for his project. So he decides to scam the Flerfs (I'm using this term forever) because, let's be honest, they're idiots. But that association isn't going to ruin his reputation because everyone already thinks he's bat-shit crazy. So slap some slick Rust-O-Leum logo on the side and Hughes is on his rocket ride to suicide. The thing is, this rocket ship is only aiming for 1,800 feet. He could've went 20x that high for the cost of a plane ticket and a window seat. In the end, all the Flerfs have managed to prove is that a fool and his money are soon parted.ReplyDelete
I agree with Andrew.ReplyDelete
Has anyone told him a balloon and a camera will achieve better results, a bit cheaper, and a whole lot safer?ReplyDelete
But then high school students do that all the time, and get great photos of a spherical Earth.
Can he at least get a cool caped costume, like Evel Knievel jumping Hell's Canyon?ReplyDelete