That issue is whether time is speeding up. I'm sure we can all relate to wondering about this. It's becoming harder and harder to get everything done that needs doing, and there just seem not to be enough hours in the day. Well, according to a story that a long-time loyal reader of Skeptophilia sent me... there aren't.
The article is entitled "Is Time Speeding Up?", and follows Betteridge's Law (any article headline phrased as a question can be answered "No."). Be that as it may, let's not be hasty (to borrow a line from the inimitable Treebeard), and look at what they're claiming:
Einstein’s calculations showed that the closer an object comes to the speed of light, the slower time passes. Scientists have done experiments that prove Einstein’s theory to be correct using clocks moving at different speeds.
The opposite then must be true that as our speed decreases, time speeds up. Researcher Greg Braden confirms this, he says that the rotation of the Earth is slowing down, and time is speeding up. Evidence for his assertions comes from the Schumann Resonance. The Schumann Resonance is like the Earth’s heartbeat. It is the Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) of the Earth’s magnetic field. In the 1950s, when the Schumann resonance was discovered, it was recorded to be an average of 7.8 Hertz. It has been stable for thousands of years; but now, according to Swedish and Russian researchers, says Braden, it is an average of 12 Hertz. This means that the normal 24-hour day feels like a 16-hour day.
That doesn't stop "researcher Greg Braden," who says that if you think that's amazing, you ain't seen nothin' yet:
Eventually, Greg Braden says, the Earth’s rotation around the Sun will stop and start rotating in the opposite direction... Braden says that when the Schumann resonance hits 13 Hertz, time will speed up to infinity. The outcome of this has been explained as those living at this time will experience a shift in consciousness. There will be no ‘separation’ between this mortal existence and the spirit realm. Some call it ascension.
Anyhow, I decided to do a little research, and it turns out that this is only scratching the surface of the "accelerating time" theory. I found one post from a guy whose proof that time is speeding up was that the clock in his bedroom is running fast. Another said that he knew time was speeding up because he used to be able to say "One Mississippi, two Mississippi," and keep up with the seconds ticking on his clock, and now he can't. But by far my favorite commentary I found on the topic came from a guy who evidently thinks that time is like a giant cosmic game of tetherball. He gives this convoluted explanation of a ball hanging on a string tied to a rotating pole, and as the string winds around the pole, the ball spins faster (i.e. time speeds up), and the string gets shorter and shorter and the ball spins faster and faster and then finally SPLAT the ball hits the pole.
At that point, he says, "the Galactic Alignment... with the heart of the galaxy will open a channel for cosmic energy to flow through the earth, cleansing it and all that dwells upon it, raising it to a higher level of vibration."
So at least that's something for us all to look forward to.
Well. I guess he told them. Of course, it won't make any difference, because people who think this way are never going to believe some dumb Ph.D. in physics when they've got the whole internet to rely on. (I'll bet "they did their research.") Besides, this physicist is probably a reptilian alien Man-in-Black from the Planet Nibiru who is part of the Bilderberg Group and works for the Illuminati, and is trying to spread disinformation.
So anyway, that's today's heaping helping of pseudoscientific absurdity. I think I'll wrap this up, because (1) if I read any more websites like the ones I had to peruse to write this, my brain will turn into cream-of-wheat, and (2) I'm running short on time.
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