Wolf: I'm going to attack you, and viciously tear apart and eat your children! You are no match for my ferocity!Cave man: We have peanut butter, sofas, and squeaky toys.Wolf: ... I'm listening
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Cat tales
Friday, February 14, 2025
Hotspot
First, though, a bit of a science lesson.
A great many processes in the natural world happen because of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The Second Law can be framed in a variety of ways, two of which are: (1) heat always tends to flow from a hotter object to a colder one; and (2) in a closed system, entropy -- disorder -- always increases. (Why those are two ways of representing the same underlying physical law is subtle, and beyond the scope of this post.)
In any case, the Second Law is the driver behind weather. Just about all weather happens because of heat energy redistribution -- the Sun warms the ground, which heats the air. Hot air tends to rise, so it does, drawing in air from the sides and creating a low pressure center (and wind). As the warm air rises, it cools (heat flowing away from the warmer blob of air), making water vapor condense -- which is why low pressure tends to mean precipitation. Condensation releases heat energy, which also wants to flow toward where it's cooler, cooling the blob of air further (which is also cooling because it's rising and expanding). When the air cools enough, it sinks, forming a high pressure center -- and on and on. (Circular air movement of this type -- what are called convection cells -- can be local or global in reach. Honestly, a hurricane is just a giant low-pressure convector. A heat pump, in essence. Just a fast and powerful one.)
Okay, so that's the general idea, and to any physicists who read this, I'm sorry for the oversimplifications (but if I've made any outright errors, let me know so I can fix them; there's enough nonsense out there based in misunderstandings of the Second Law that the last thing I want is to add to it). Any time you have uneven heating, there's going to be a flow of heat energy from one place to the other, whether through convection, conduction, or radiation.
But if you think we get some violent effects from this process here on Earth, wait till you hear about KELT-9b.
KELT-9b is an exoplanet about 670 light years from Earth. But it has some characteristics that would put it at the top of the list of "weirdest planets ever discovered." Here are a few:
- It's three times the mass of Jupiter, the largest planet in our Solar System.
- It's moving at a fantastic speed, orbiting its star in only a day and a half.
- It's tidally locked -- the same side of the planet is always facing the star, meaning there's a permanently light side and a permanently dark side.
- It's the hottest exoplanet yet discovered -- the light side has a mean temperature of 4,300 C, which is hotter than some stars.
Tidally-locked planets are likely to have some of the most extraordinary weather in the universe, again because of effects of the Second Law. Here on Earth, with a planet that rotates once a day, the land surface has an opportunity to heat up and cool down regularly, giving the heat redistribution effects of the Second Law less to work with. On KELT-9b, though, the same side of the planet gets cooked constantly, so not only is it really freakin' hot, there's way more of a temperature differential between the light side and the dark side than you'd ever get in our Solar System (even Mercury doesn't have that great a difference).
So there must be a phenomenal amount of convection taking place, with the atmosphere on the light side convecting toward the dark side like no hurricane we've ever seen. But that's where Mansfield et al. realized something was amiss. Because to account for the temperature distribution they were seeing on KELT-9b, there would have to be wind...
... moving at 150,000 miles per hour.
That seemed physically impossible, so there had to be some other process moving heat around besides simple convection. The researchers found out what it is -- the heat energy on the light side is sufficient to tear apart hydrogen molecules.
At Earth temperatures, hydrogen exists as a diatomic molecule (H2). But at KELT-9b's temperatures, the energy tears the molecules into monoatomic hydrogen, storing that as potential energy that is then rereleased when the atoms come back together on the dark side. So once again we're talking the Second Law -- heat flowing toward the cooler object -- but the carrier of that heat energy isn't just warm air or warm water, but molecules that have been physically torn to shreds.
So, fascinating as it is, KELT-9b would not be the place for Captain Picard to take his away team. But observed from a distance, it must be spectacular -- glowing blue-white from its own heat, whirling around its host star so fast its year is one and a half of our days, one side in perpetual darkness. All of which goes to show how prescient William Shakespeare was when he wrote, "There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Lenses and rings
Wednesday, February 12, 2025
All that glitters
I'm looking at my wedding ring, made of three narrow interlocked gold bands. It's a little scratched up after twenty-two years, but still shines.
Have you ever wondered where gold comes from? Not just "a gold mine," but before that. If you know a little bit of physics, it's kind of weird that the periodic table doesn't end at atomic number 26. The reason is a subtle but fascinating one, and has to do with the binding energy curve.
The vertical axis is a measure of how tightly the atom's nucleus is held together. More specifically, it's the amount of energy (in millions of electron-volts) that it would take to completely disassemble the nucleus into its component protons and neutrons. From hydrogen (atomic number = 1) up to iron (atomic number = 26), there is a relatively steady increase in binding energy. So in that part of the graph, fusion is an energy-releasing process (moves upward on the graph) and fission is an energy-consuming process (moves downward on the graph). This, in fact, is what powers the Sun; going from hydrogen to helium is a jump of seven million electron-volts per proton or neutron, and that energy release is what produces the light and heat that keeps us all alive.
After iron, though -- specifically after an isotope of iron, Fe-56, with 26 protons and 30 neutrons -- there's a slow downward slope in the graph. So after iron, the situation is reversed; fusion consumes energy, and fission releases it. This is why the fission of uranium-235 generates energy, which is how a nuclear power plant works.
It does generate a question, though. If fusion in stars is energetically favorable, increasing stability and releasing energy, up to but not past iron -- how do the heavier elements form in the first place? Going from iron to anywhere would require a consumption of energy, meaning those will not be spontaneous reactions. They need a (powerful) energy driver. And yet, some higher-atomic-number elements are quite common -- zinc, iodine, and lead come to mind.
Well, it turns out that there are two ways this can happen, and they both require a humongous energy source. Like, one that makes the core of the Sun look like a wet firecracker. Those are supernova explosions, and neutron star collisions. In fact, a while back, two astrophysicists -- Szabolcs Marka of Columbia University and Imre Bartos of the University of Florida -- found evidence that the heavy elements on the Earth were produced in a collision between two neutron stars, on the order of a hundred million years before the Solar System formed.
This is an event of staggering magnitude. "If you look up at the sky and you see a neutron-star merger a thousand light-years away," Marka said, "it would outshine the entire night sky."
What apparently happens is when two neutron stars -- the ridiculously dense remnants of massive stellar cores -- run into each other, it is such a high-energy event that even thermodynamically unfavorable (energy-consuming) reactions can pick up enough energy from the surroundings to occur. Then some of the debris blasted away from the collision gets incorporated into forming stars and planets. And here we are, still with tons of lightweight elements, but a surprisingly high amount of heavier ones, too.
But how do they know it wasn't a nearby supernova? Those are far more common in the universe than neutron star collisions. Well, the theoretical yield of heavy elements is known for each, and the composition of the Solar System is far more consistent with a neutron star collision than with a supernova. And as for the timing, a chunk of the heavy isotopes produced are naturally unstable, so decaying into lighter nuclei is favored (which is why heavy elements are often radioactive; the products of decay are higher on the binding energy curve than the original element was). Since this happens at a set rate -- most often calculated as a half-life -- radioactive isotopes act like a nuclear stopwatch, analogous to the way radioisotope decay is used to calculate the ages of artifacts, fossils, and rocks. Backtracking that stopwatch to t = 0 gives an origin of about 4.7 billion years ago, or a hundred million years before the Solar System coalesced.
So next time you look at anything made of heavier elements -- gold or silver or platinum, or (more prosaically) the zinc plating on a galvanized steel pipe -- ponder for a moment that it was formed in a catastrophically huge collision between two neutron stars, an event that released more energy in a few seconds than the Sun will produce over its entire lifetime. Sometimes the most ordinary things have a truly extraordinary origin -- something that never fails to fascinate me.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
The forbidden words
The "Minitrue" (Ministry of Truth) controls the public perception of what is true, perceptions that are enforced by the "Thinkpol" (Thought Police). The Thinkpol are responsible for stopping "thoughtcrime," including "facecrime" -- forbidden thoughts as revealed in your facial expression. Toward that end, they "rectify" historical accounts (to conform to the government's agenda regarding what happened), eliminating anything that is "malquoted" or "misprinted." You're trained to the point of accepting the government's views based on "bellyfeel" -- how they affect you emotionally, not whether they're true.
Intercourse between a man and a woman -- preferably without any pleasure -- is "goodsex." Anything else is a "sexcrime." The preference of the government is that babies are conceived by "artsem" -- artificial insemination.
Someone who breaks any of these rules -- or worse, contradicts what Big Brother wants you to do or say -- is not only killed, every trace of them is erased. They become an "Unperson."
Orwell was strikingly prescient. If you doubt that we're heading down that road, consider the story that appeared in Gizmodo yesterday, that employees at the National Science Foundation and Center for Disease Control have been given a long list by the Trump administration of words they are not allowed to use in official correspondence or publications without review and authorization.
Here's a sampler -- for the complete list, check the link:
- advocacy
- bias
- climate
- cultural heritage
- disability
- discrimination
- diversity
- ethnicity
- evidence-based
- female (no, I'm not making this up)
- gender
- inequality
- LGBTQ
- political
- racial
- science-based
- socioeconomic
- transgender
- women (no, I'm still not making this up)
I'm not sure what to be appalled at most about this. That we don't want a study identified as "biased," because then we might have to address whose political interests are being served by the bias. That because of the Trump administration's ongoing war on minorities, we mustn't speak of diversity. That LGBTQ individuals, whose rights to fair treatment are being threatened with each new executive order, are guilty of "sexcrime;" and we have to pretend transgender people don't even exist.
And "science-based" and "evidence-based?" What the fuck is the NSF supposed to base its policy on, then? Magic? The Bible? Prophecy?
Or just what its "bellyfeel" is?
I've tried not to engage in hyperbole about what this administration is doing, but every new thing I read drives me further toward the conclusion that they have only two motives: consolidating power and seeking revenge against anyone who has stood in their way. Toward that end, shutting down resistance, eliminating free speech and the free press, rewriting the truth to conform to whatever Trump's cadre says it should be. Everything contradictory is "oldspeak" that should be "rectified."
The result should be "doubleplusgood," don't you think? Or maybe we should just stick with "Great Again."
My hope is the fact of this having been made public will give NSF and CDC employees the courage to defy this order. People have to fight back, tell the 2025 version of the Thinkpol "No way in hell." We have to spread this story far and wide, because you know the first thing the Trump administration is going to do is claim that this is all "fake news."
"Malquoted" and "misprinted." Just like the erasure of any reference to the riots and insurrection on January 6. Just like Trump's insistence that the recent series of horrible airplane crashes had to do with "DEI" and not with the fact that two weeks before the first one, he'd dismissed the head of the FAA and laid off hundreds of air traffic controllers. Just like the tragic wildfires in California having nothing to do with climate change, but with "failed water policy" by the state's Democratic governor -- and that Trump came in and saved the day by releasing billions of gallons of water from reservoirs that didn't even flow toward Los Angeles, the loss of which will jeopardize agricultural irrigation for months.
Of course, forbidden words are not the only hurdle academia is facing in the United States; coupled with all of the funding cuts the NSF, CDC, and NIH are undergoing, it's looking like a war that might not be winnable, at least not in the short term. If what the administration really wants is to destroy the United States as a leader in scientific and medical research worldwide, they're going about it the right way. What Trump and Musk and their cronies have done in the last three weeks isn't "rooting out corruption and waste;" it's placing free inquiry into an ideological straitjacket that will set American academia back decades, if it doesn't ruin it completely.
Monday, February 10, 2025
Executive orders, task forces, and paranoia
In further evidence that we're living in the Upside Down, a man who once publicly said "I have no reason to ask God for forgiveness when I have never made any mistakes," and who says his favorite book of the Bible is "Two Corinthians," has once again somehow convinced evangelical Christians that he is the Lord's Anointed One, despite his most striking claim to fame being embodying all Seven Deadly Sins in one individual.
The latest stunt by Donald Trump is the creation of a "task force to eliminate anti-Christian bias" from the United States. This plays right into the evangelicals' all-time favorite hobby, which is looking around for stuff to be outraged about. To listen to their preachers and televangelists and whatnot, you'd swear being a Christian in the United States was to risk being dragged into the Superdome, Roman-Colosseum-style, and fed to the lions. Unsurprisingly -- to people who have at least some glancing connection to reality -- the opposite is true. Just shy of ninety percent of the members of Congress identify as Christian; amongst Republican members, the figure rises to 98%. In some parts of the country you couldn't be elected as Village Roadkill Collector unless you're a Christian.
For Trump, of course, this move is not because he actually believes that Christians are being persecuted, or would particularly care if they were. As far as I've seen, Trump's beliefs can be summed up as "I'm in support of whatever gets me praise, power, and money." This is all about cozying up to evangelical power brokers like John Hagee and Mike Huckabee, and through them, to their rabid MAGA supporters. As far as the "anti-Christian bias" they're trying to eliminate, it's mostly regarding issues like requiring the Bible be taught as factual in public school classrooms, the Ten Commandments being in every governmental office building, and eliminating evil stuff like admitting we queer people actually exist and deserve rights.
The thing is, the clownish attempts by Trump and people like Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina (who recently accomplished the astonishing feat of edging out both Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene as the stupidest person in Congress) are only a smokescreen for a far darker and more insidious push toward turning the United States into a Christofascist theocracy. Trump may not have the first clue about actual Christian theology, but you can bet that people like Pete Hegseth, Russell Vought, and J. D. Vance do. Those three, and others like them, are deadly serious; given free rein, and they'd look very like the American version of the Taliban.
Fortunately for those of us who like the idea of separation of church and state, Trump has one saving grace; he has the attention span of a disordered toddler. As Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put it, "Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent." As further evidence of this, Trump has now (by executive order, of course) created a "White House Faith Office" with televangelist and certifiable lunatic Paula White-Cain in charge. White-Cain, you might recall, has been something of a frequent flyer here at Skeptophilia, most recently because of a claim that she'd had a vision wherein "God came to me last night and showed me a vision of Trump riding alongside Jesus on a horse made of gold and jewels. This means he will play a critical role in Armageddon as the United States stands alongside Israel in the battle against Islam," and that because of this the faithful should donate their entire January salary to her and she'll make sure to pass the cash along to Jesus just as soon as she gets around it it.
In choosing White-Cain, however, Trump hasn't pleased everyone. Illustrating the general rule that for every evangelical there's an equal and opposite evangelical, some prominent Christian leaders have objected to White-Cain's prominence, one even going so far as to call her a "heretic and known false teacher who has no regard for the Gospel of Jesus Christ." Scott Ross, a Texas-based "Christian leadership coach," said, "Paula White, head of Trump’s White House Faith Office, is no Christian leader. She preaches the heresies of Word of Faith & Prosperity Gospel, both utterly opposed to authentic Christianity. Worse, she has lived a life of scandal, with multiple husbands, twisting the Gospel for profit. Arguably, this is the worst and most dangerous thing President Trump has done—putting a false teacher at the helm of faith outreach. Lord, have mercy on our country and this administration."
Even so, it's doubtful this will be enough to change many people's minds. All Trump and White-Cain will have to do is to start snarling about the evil anti-religious libs and us hellbound LGBTQ+ people running around clamoring for equal rights (if you can even imagine), and the MAGA types will pull right back together into a nice, orderly herd again.
It'll take more than this minor internal squabbling to rid the Religious Right of its paranoia.
In one way, of course, the Christians are right to be freaking out. Church attendance has been dropping steadily for twenty-five years; in 2018, for the first time ever, the number of people who state that they attend church weekly dropped below the number who say they never attend. Estimates are that Christian church attendance has been decreasing by around twelve percent yearly for the past fifteen years, and there's no sign of that changing -- regardless of any mandates via executive order.
Funny how when religious leaders embrace hate, intolerance, and bigotry, use their religion to impose their will on others, and champion a president who is a narcissistic, vengeful, spiteful serial adulterer and compulsive liar, a lot of people decide it's time to find better things to do with their Sunday mornings.
I'll add here something I've said many times; it's not that I have anything against Christianity per se. I have a lot of Christian friends of various denominations, and by and large, we get along fine. My staunchly-held opinion is that we all come to an understanding of the universe and our place within it, and the big questions like the existence of God (or gods), the role of spirituality, and the meaning of life, in our own way and time.
But if you start using your religion as a weapon, either to force your own particular subset of beliefs on others or to deny rights to people you don't happen to like, I (and many of my friends, of both the believing and nonbelieving varieties) are gonna object. Strenuously.
And if that makes you feel "persecuted" -- well, that sounds like a "you problem" to me.
Saturday, February 8, 2025
The bellringer
The fault responsible was named the New Madrid Seismic Zone for the county right in the center of it, and its capacity for huge temblors is staggering. The biggest (and final) earthquake of the four was powerful enough that it was felt thousands of kilometers away, and rang church bells in Charleston, South Carolina. The shift in terrain changed the course of the Mississippi River, cutting off a meander and creating horseshoe-shaped Reelfoot Lake.







