Worried about aliens and/or the Illuminati and/or Bill Gates beaming secret subconscious orders directly into your brain? Want to protect yourself from evil external influences? Tired of running down to the supermarket every other day to buy a new roll of Reynolds Wrap?
Have I got a product for you.
I was gonna add, "Do you have no idea how electronic technology works?" but then I decided that (1) it was redundant because "no idea about technology" probably overlaps pretty completely with people who answered "yes" to the preceding three questions, and (2) I'm no electrical engineer myself. But I do know enough to feel relatively confident that no one is trying to 5G my brainwaves or whatnot every time I turn on my phone.
Now, I'm not saying that the tech corporations aren't trying to hack your preferences in non-woo-woo ways. It's no big secret that all you have to do is to search once for something online, and you will immediately be crushed to death under a million advertisements for the product on every social media platform known. Sometimes, just saying it is enough; if your phone is on (or, for that matter, Alexa, EchoDot, or Siri), you can assume you're being listened to. It's not by the Illuminati, though. Trust me, the Illuminati don't give a flying rat's ass what you are fixing for lunch. Advertisers, though, do; they care deeply. In an incident I swear I am not making up, my wife and I were in the car laughing about people who dress their dogs up for Halloween, and I commented that with our dog's long legs and lanky frame, we should get her a Star Wars AT-AT Walker costume. When I got home, I turned on my computer, got onto Facebook, and...
... the first thing I saw was an advertisement for AT-AT costumes for dogs.
So if they're listening in, it's not to turn you into a mindless automaton, it's to get you to pull out your wallet and order useless shit online.
Which, now that I come to think of it, aren't all that different.
I've also seen claims suggesting that humans are way more perceptive about subliminal messages than they actually are. A guy on Twitter wrote a sinister post pointing out that the letters in "delta omicron" (the names of two of the COVID-19 variants) can be rearranged to spell "media control," and how that was highly significant. Because using Greek letter names isn't something scientists do all the time, or anything. I responded that you could also rearrange "delta omicron" to spell "cilantro mode," "doom clarinet," "erotic almond," and "retail condom," so what's your point?
He responded by blocking me. You can't win.
In any case, my point is that even if they were able to beam subconscious commands directly into your cerebral cortex (which they can't), they don't need to. We do the big corporations' bidding just fine as it is. But in case you're still worried, and even after buying a ridiculous costume for your dog you still have more money than sense, allow me to direct your attention to a site where you can buy...
The site describes the beanie as follows:
WaveStopper™ uses a proprietary concept that includes a tight mesh of SilverFlex™ fibers carefully woven to create an electromagnetic shield. The conductivity of SilverFlex™ mesh cancels out the magnetic field of EMFs and as a result reflects the radiation outside the garment. WaveStopper™ is tested in military-grade laboratories and certified to be blocking over 99% of EMFs including cellphone, 4G, 5G WiFi, and Bluetooth radiation.
In case the guys in my readership think that you're also getting commands beamed directly into your testicles, they also sell Faraday Cage Boxer Briefs. You probably know that a Faraday cage is a mesh of conductive material that shields what is inside it from electromagnetic fields; they're used routinely to protect electronic equipment from powerful EMFs nearby. As far as the low-level EMFs we're exposed to daily, the current research strongly supports the fact that they have no harmful health effects. The World Health Organization has the following to say:
In the area of biological effects and medical applications of non-ionizing radiation approximately 25,000 articles have been published over the past 30 years. Despite the feeling of some people that more research needs to be done, scientific knowledge in this area is now more extensive than for most chemicals. Based on a recent in-depth review of the scientific literature, the WHO concluded that current evidence does not confirm the existence of any health consequences from exposure to low-level electromagnetic fields.
The upshot of it is that you don't have to worry about Faraday-caging your junk unless you're considering placing it inside a microwave oven and turning it on.
Like I said before, it's not that I am unaware that big corporations are constantly finding new ways to hack your preferences for their own purposes (as are political parties; witness the Cambridge Analytica scandal). It's just that they're not doing it by 5G-ing your brain. We give them our information all the time, voluntarily and often without a second thought. Besides doing Google searches for stuff, we get suckered every day by ploys like the seemingly silly and lighthearted posts that pop up regularly on Facebook and Twitter. "Your rock band name is the color of your underwear + the last thing you ate for a snack." "If you reversed the digits of your age, how old would you be?" "What was the #1 hit song when you were twelve years old?" "Your stripper name is your grandma's first name + the street you grew up on." Some of these are clearly fishing for information that is commonly used on security questions; but even the more innocuous ones are trying to find out your demographics, your preferences, and your habits. Let me put this bluntly: you should never answer questions like these. Ever. Maybe some of them are just goofy posts from people wanting to bump up their interaction rate on Twitter, but enough of them are sketchy that you should avoid them all. Even answering them "I'm not answering this because it's trying to do data mining" just clues in the originator that they have someone who will take the time to answer... and as a result, you'll see more and more such posts.
But about the high-tech fabric to protect your brain and/or balls, my advice is: save your money. We have much, much bigger things to worry about. And if you're still concerned about media control (or, for that matter, doom clarinets and erotic almonds), I have a suggestion:
Close the damn social media, shut off your computer and your phone, and go for a long walk. That'll clear your mind nicely, even without a protective EMF-repelling beanie.*****************************************