Okay, y'all, can we agree to stop calling them conspiracy theories? A theory is a scientific model backed up by experimentation and/or observation, which is consistent with everything we know about the topic in question.
These are not theories. We need a new term.
Maybe conspiracy batshit lunacy. I dunno, that's more accurate, but it's a little clunky. I'll keep thinking on it.
The reason the topic comes up (again) is because of mega-pop-star Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Travis Kelce, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, who will be playing in the Superbowl on February 11. Well, Swift and Kelce made two huge mistakes, at least if you're a MAGA type; Swift endorsed Joe Biden for president in the 2020 election and is expected to endorse him again in 2024, and Kelce has appeared in commercials promoting the idea that the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine is safe and effective.
Well. You'd think they... I dunno. I was gonna say "stomped all over the Constitution," but Trump himself basically did that. Then I was going to say "threatened to drown small children," but Texas Governor Greg Abbott did that. Then I was going to say "wanted to restrict freedom of speech," but Florida Governor (and failed presidential candidate) Ron DeSantis did that.
So comparisons kind of fail me. Let's just say "You'd think they were really really really bad" and leave it there.
In any case, the ultra-right-wing types couldn't just shrug and say, "Taylor Swift is an American citizen and can vote for whom she likes, and Travis Kelce is free to promote the vaccine if he thinks it's the right thing to do." Oh, no. There has to be more to it than that. The firestorm started almost as soon as Swift and Kelce announced they were dating, and Swift started showing up to Kelce's games. Then Swift was named Time magazine's 2023 Person of the Year, and things really started rolling.
Here are a few quotes, to give you the idea of what sort of things are being batted about on far-right media:
- "I 'wonder' who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I 'wonder' if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall. Just some wild speculation over here, let’s see how it ages over the next eight months." -- Vivek Ramaswamy
- "The Democratic Party and other powers are gearing up for an operation to use Taylor Swift in the election against Donald Trump." -- Jack Posobiec
- "Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played." -- Benny Johnson
- "The Democrats’ Taylor Swift election interference psyop is happening in the open. It’s not a coincidence that current and former Biden admin officials are propping up Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. They are going to use Taylor Swift as the poster child for their pro-abortion GOTV Campaign." -- Laura Loomer
- "All the Swifties want is a swift abortion." -- Charlie Kirk
- The NFL is totally RIGGED for the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift, Mr. Pfizer (Travis Kelce). All to spread DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDA. Calling it now: KC wins, goes to Super Bowl, Swift comes out at the halftime show and ‘endorses’ Joe Biden with Kelce at midfield. It’s all been an op since day one." -- Mike Crispi
- We're declaring a Holy War on Taylor Swift if she publicly backs the Democrats." -- an "unnamed source" quoting Donald Trump
- "Who thinks this country needs a lot more women like Alina Habba, and a lot less like Taylor Swift?" -- unsurprisingly, Alina Habba
- "Taylor Swift is a Pentagon psyop and a front for a covert political agenda." -- Jesse Watters
- deliberately crazy-sounding ideas thrown out by cynical individuals who don't actually believe what they're saying, but say it anyhow because they know it'll keep the public tuned in; or
- wild ramblings from people who think this stuff actually makes sense, in which case -- to borrow a line from C. S. Lewis -- "they're on the level of a man who says he is a poached egg."
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Totally agree. Been wondering where all the venom was coming from. Thanks.
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