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Showing posts with label gematria. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Coded messages

Did you know that there are illegal numbers?

I didn't, at least not until yesterday.  It turns out, of course, that the issue isn't the number itself, but the information it contains (or makes reference to). Numbers by themselves, as simple mathematical symbols, are pretty devoid of meaning -- although to the suspicious-minded, it sometimes doesn't look that way.  While physicist Richard Feynman was doing highly classified work at Los Alamos, he repeatedly got in trouble, and was accused of sending encoded information to his wife.  He recounts the following experience in his autobiography, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!:

Anyway, one day I'm piddling around with the computing machine, and I notice something very peculiar.  If you take 1 divided by 243 you get .004115226337...  It's quite cute.  It goes a little cockeyed after 559 when you're carrying but it soon straightens itself out and repeats itself nicely.  I thought it was kind of amusing.

Well, I put that in the mail, and it comes back to me.  It doesn't go through, and there's a little note: "Look at Paragraph 17B."  I look at Paragraph 17B.  It says, "Letters are to be written only in English, Russian, Spanish, Portuguese, Latin, German, and so forth.  Permission to use any other language must be obtained in writing."  And then it said, "No codes."

So I wrote back to the censor a little note included in my letter which said that I feel that of course this cannot be a code, because if you actually do divide 1 by 243, you do, in fact, get all that, and therefore there's no more information in the number .004115226337... than there is in the number 243, which is hardly any information at all.  And so forth.  I therefore had to ask permission to use Arabic numerals in my letters.

The thing is, Feynman is being a little disingenuous, here.  Numbers can mean more than just a bare symbolic representation of a mathematical quantity.  After all, using a number in two different ways -- both to represent a quantity, and to encode a meaningful mathematical statement -- is the trick behind the proof of the brilliant Gödel Incompleteness Theorem, something I'm certain Feynman knew.

It's not always that deep, of course.  Sometimes what they mean is banal.  A good example is the current idiotic "6-7" thing that apparently is rampant amongst teenagers, and which makes me glad I retired from teaching high school when I did.  

In any case, it's evident that implicit meaning is just as important to people as the explicit one.  To take one infamous example, consider 666, supposedly the "Number of the Beast" in the Book of Revelation.  Some people take that one extremely seriously.  Ronald and Nancy Reagan lived in a house in Los Angeles, on 666 St. Cloud Road, until they petitioned the city (successfully) to change it to 668.  There was a highway named U. S. Route 666 in New Mexico, until in 2003 it was changed to U. S. Route 491 -- prompting a spokesperson to say, "The devil's outta here, and we say goodbye and good riddance."  (I bet the priest in The Exorcist wishes he'd known it was that easy.)  In 2013, a maintenance worker in a metal manufacturing plant in Clarksville, Tennessee quit his job when he was assigned an ID badge ending in 666, and the company refused to change it.  "I cannot accept that number," he told ABC News.  "If you accept that number, you sell your soul to the devil."

What's wryly amusing about all this is that some scholars believe the identification of the Number of the Beast as 666 is a scribal or translation error, and the actual Number of the Beast is 616, because if you transliterate "Nero Caesar" into Hebrew and then use the rules of gematria to turn it into a number, you get 616.  

Somehow, though, I doubt that's gonna catch on.  The biblical literalists seem pretty set on 666.

So forbidden numbers have a long history.  These days, they seem mostly to center around one of three things; trade secrets, classified information, and code for suppressed (or oppressive) ideologies.  Because you can encode information in a string of digits, that string then becomes more than just the bare mathematical representation.  It even goes beyond that, though, because afterward, any pattern can be made to stand for numbers, if only you know the correspondence.  There was a legal case centering around a pattern of colors on a flag:


It turns out if you write down the hex code for each of the colors in the stripes, it gives you a string of digits that corresponds to an encryption key that will allow you to (illegally) copy high-definition DVDs and Blu-Ray discs.  The Advanced Access Content System, the organization that controls such matters, sent a cease-and-desist letter to the guy who developed the flag, and that triggered a Streisand Effect avalanche of the flag being spread around the internet, until the AACS basically gave up and wrote a software patch to prevent people from using the code.

Sometimes, numbers can be labeled as illegal in certain contexts, usually when there's some external meaning that's been attached to them.  In 2012, there was a report that internet search engines in China were blocking any searches containing the numbers 4, 6, and 89 -- because the Tiananmen Square Massacre happened on June 4, 1989.  The numbers 14 and 88 are associated with white supremacy -- a well-known slogan by white supremacist David Lane has fourteen words, and 88 is code for "Heil Hitler" (H is the eighth letter of the alphabet).  88 regularly shows up in neo-Nazi tattoos -- and far-right Slovak politician Marian Kotleba was criminally charged for donating €1,488 to various charities.  He was found guilty of "supporting and propagating a movement whose aim is the repression of human rights and freedoms," and sentenced to six months in prison, although on appeal the sentence was suspended.

They take these things seriously in Slovakia.  Not like in another nation I can think of, where being a white supremacist with sketchy tattoos gets you appointed as Secretary of Defense.

So sometimes, numbers can mean a lot more than the seem to at first, and making them illegal -- or at least, illegal in some contexts -- makes better sense than it might appear at first.

I do have to agree with Feynman, though, that pointing out an interesting pattern in the decimal expansion of a fraction is pretty unlikely to be a way of giving away the nation's nuclear codes.  Doubt that'd work even if you made a flag out of it.

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Saturday, July 21, 2018

A slice of pi

Note to my loyal readers: This will be my last post before a two-week break so I can go to my publisher's annual writers' retreat in the Ozarks.  Please keep sending links & ideas -- I'll be right back in the saddle when I return.  Look for the next Skeptophilia post on Monday, August 6!

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Sometimes you have to admire the woo-woos' dogged determination to fashion the universe into their own bizarre version of reality.

Most of us, I'd like to think, just see what we want to see and believe what we want to believe, and don't make such a big deal out of it.  If we want to believe in a Higher Power That Guides Everything, we do, and don't spend endless hours crafting abstruse proofs of the conjecture.  We're content to have a beer, watch a hockey game, and let god have some much-needed quiet time.

There are a few people, however, who just aren't content if they're not actively beating the matter into submission.  Such a person is Marty Leeds, Wisconsin-born writer, mystic, philosopher, and the origin of dozens of highly entertaining YouTube videos.

Just yesterday, I was sent a link to one of Leeds' creations, entitled, "Number Magic: Gematria."  The link was accompanied by a message stating, and I quote: "Words cannot describe the level of derp in this video."  So of course I had to watch it.  And I wasn't disappointed.

Turns out he has an obsession with the number pi.  Okay, it's a pretty cool number,  being transcendental and all, but he thinks there's... more than that.  Way more, as it turns out.

What you get when you divide the circumference of an apple by its diameter.  [Image licensed under the Creative Commons Matman from Lublin, Apple pie Pi Day 2011, CC BY-SA 3.0]

If you're unwilling to sacrifice an hour and a half of your precious time (and to be honest, I made it through about twenty minutes, and just skimmed the rest), and countless innocent cells in your prefrontal cortex that will die in agony, allow me to present to you the main points of Leeds' argument.
  1. There's this thing called gematria that was made up a while back by some Hebrew mystics who had overactive imaginations and way too much free time.   The idea behind gematria is that each letter in the alphabet (whether Hebrew, English, or other) is assigned a number, and when you add up the numbers for a word or name, you get a number that "means something."
  2. You get to decide what the numbers mean.
  3. If two words add up to the same thing, they are mystically linked.  Leeds uses a form of gematria which takes the English alphabet, splits it into two lists of thirteen letters each (A-M, and N-Z), and numbers each list from 1 through 7 and then back down to 1.  So my first name, Gordon, would be 7+2+5+4+2+1 = 21.  "Sharp" is 6+6+1+5+3, which also adds up to 21.  So you can see that thus far, we have a pretty persuasive theory here.
  4. Leeds then does a gematria addition for four words or phrases.  We have "man" = 3, "woman" = 9, "Christian" = 39, and "The Holy Spirit" = 61.  Note that he had to add a "the" to the last one to make it work out the way he wanted.
  5. So, let's look at the first thirteen digits of pi.  He picked thirteen because we had split the alphabet into two groups of thirteen letters each, which seems like impeccable logic to me, given the obvious connection between pi and the English alphabet.  Anyhow, we have 3.141592653589. It starts with 3 and ends with 9 -- giving you "39."  So right away, we can see that there's something wonderfully Christian about pi, not to mention having a man on one end and a woman on the other.  Also, 3+9 = 12, and 3x9 = 27, and 12+27 = 39. So you get your 3 and 9 back, so "man + woman" + "man x woman" = "Christian."  Or something like that.
  6. Take the middle number in the sequence (2) and the two on either side (9 and 6).  Why?   Because tridents, that's why.  Stop asking questions.
  7. If you multiply 9x2x6, you get 108, which is a very holy and important number.  Myself, I just thought it was the most convenient way of getting from 107 to 109, but what do I know?  But the Hindus liked the number 108, and plus, it's the number of stitches on a baseball, so there you are.
  8. Now, take the remaining digits of pi, and basically draw a menorah under them.  You then put them together in pairs, flip 'em around, and add 'em together.  I really don't want to go into all of how he does that, because my cortical neurons are already whimpering for mercy, so you'll just have to either watch the video or else just accept on faith that somehow all of the numbers and flipped numbers and all add up to 352.  Then, you add that to the 2 and 6 from the trident bit, and you get 360, which is the number of degrees in a circle.  Get it?  Circle?  Pi?  Are you blown away?  (Okay, he left out the 9. But still.)
  9. If you multiply the first through eighth digits of pi, you get 6,480.  If you multiply the eighth through the thirteenth digits, you get 32,400. Subtract them, and you get 25,920, which he says is the number of years for the precession of the Earth's axis to complete one rotation.  Except that according to the Cornell University Astronomy Department's webpage on the precession of the Earth's axis, the length of the precession of the Earth is said to be "about 26,000 years" -- the imprecision being because a motion that slow is almost impossible to measure accurately.   But I think we call all agree that since we're using gematria as our jumping-off point, being off by eighty years or so is plenty accurate enough.
  10. Of course, like any good performer, he saves his most amazing bit for the end, wherein we find out that the first thirteen digits of pi add up to 61, which you will recall is the number of "The Holy Spirit."  So pi "encodes" (his word) The Holy Spirit and the precession of the equinoxes.
  11. Therefore god.  Q.E.D.
Well, I hope you've enjoyed our little ramble through woo-woo arithmetic. Me, I'm planning on watching some of Leeds' other videos when I have the time.  (Two especially fascinating-sounding ones are "Pizzagate, Symbolism, and Secret Societies" and "Flat Earth Implications, NASA Lies, and Gematria."  Of course he's a Flat Earther.  You're surprised by this?)  However, I think next time I won't launch into this without something to insulate my poor brain against further damage.  I'm thinking that a double scotch might do the trick.

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This week's Skeptophilia book recommendation is a must-read for anyone concerned about the current state of the world's environment.  The Sixth Extinction, by Elizabeth Kolbert, is a retrospective of the five great extinction events the Earth has experienced -- the largest of which, the Permian-Triassic extinction of 252 million years ago, wiped out 95% of the species on Earth.  Kolbert makes a persuasive, if devastating, argument; that we are currently in the middle of a sixth mass extinction -- this one caused exclusively by the activities of humans.  It's a fascinating, alarming, and absolutely essential read.  [If you purchase the book from Amazon using the image/link below, part of the proceeds goes to supporting Skeptophilia!]





Friday, October 12, 2012

A slice of pi

Sometimes you have to admire the woo-woos' dogged determination to fashion the universe into their own bizarre version of reality.

Most of us, I'd like to think, just see what we want to see and believe what we want to believe, and don't make such a big deal out of it.  If we want to believe in a Higher Power That Guides Everything, we do, and don't spend endless hours crafting abstruse proofs of the conjecture.  We're content to have a beer, watch a hockey game, and let god have some much-needed quiet time.

There are a few people, however, who just aren't content if they're not actively beating the matter into submission.  Such a person is Marty Leeds, Wisconsin-born writer, mystic, philosopher, and the origin of dozens of highly entertaining YouTube videos.

Just yesterday, I was sent a link to one of Leeds' creations, entitled, "The Holy Spirit, Pi, and the English Alphabet."  The link was accompanied by a message stating, and I quote: "Words cannot describe the level of derp in this video."  So of course I had to watch it.  And I wasn't disappointed.

If you're unwilling to sacrifice ten minutes of your precious time, and countless innocent cells in your prefrontal cortex that will die in agony, allow me to present to you the main points of Leeds' argument.

1)  There's this thing called gematria that was made up a while back by some Hebrew mystics who had overactive imaginations and too much free time.  The idea behind gematria is that each letter in the alphabet (whether Hebrew, English, or other) is assigned a number, and when you add up the numbers for a word or name, you get a number that "means something."

2)  You get to decide what the numbers mean.

3)  If two words add up to the same thing, they are mystically linked.  Leeds uses a form of gematria which takes the English alphabet, splits it into two lists of thirteen letters each (A-M, and N-Z), and numbers each list from 1 through 7 and then back down to 1.  So my first name, Gordon, would be 7+2+5+4+2+1 = 21.  "Sharp" is 6+6+1+5+3, which also adds up to 21.  So you can see that thus far, we have a pretty persuasive theory here.

4)  Leeds then does a gematria addition for four words or phrases.  We have "man" = 3, "woman" = 9, "Christian" = 39, and "The Holy Spirit" = 61.  Note that he had to add a "the" to the last one to make it work out the way he wanted.

5)  So, let's look at the first thirteen digits of pi.  He picked thirteen because we had split the alphabet into two groups of thirteen letters each, which seems like impeccable logic to me, given the obvious connection between pi and the English alphabet.  So, we have 3.141592653589.  It starts with 3 and ends with 9 -- giving you "39."  So right away, we can see that there's something wonderfully Christian about pi, not to mention having a man on one end and a woman on the other.  Also, 3+9 = 12, and 3x9 = 27, and 12+27 = 39.  So you get your 3 and 9 back, so "man + woman" + "man x woman" = "Christian."  Or something like that.

6)  Take the middle number in the sequence (2) and the two on either side (9 and 6).  Why?  Because tridents, that's why.  Stop asking questions.

7)  If you multiply 9x2x6, you get 108, which is a very holy and important number.  Myself, I just thought it was the most convenient way of getting from 107 to 109, but what do I know?  But the Hindus liked the number 108, and plus, it's the number of stitches on a baseball, so there you are.

8)  Now, take the remaining digits of pi, and basically draw a menorah under them.  You then put them together in pairs, flip 'em around, and add 'em together.  I really don't want to go into all of how he does that, because my cortical neurons are already whimpering for mercy, so you'll just have to either watch the video or else just accept on faith that somehow all of the numbers and flipped numbers and all add up to 352.  Then, you add that to the 2 and 6 from the trident bit, and you get 360, which is the number of degrees in a circle.  Get it?  Circle?  Pi?  Are you blown away?  (Okay, he left out the 9.  But still.)

9)  If you multiply the first through eighth digits of pi, you get 6,480.  If you multiply the eighth through the thirteenth digits, you get 32,400.  Subtract them, and you get 25,920, which he says is the number of years for the precession of the Earth's axis to complete one rotation.  Except that according to the Cornell University Astronomy Department's webpage on the precession of the Earth's axis, the length of the precession of the Earth is said to be "about 26,000 years" -- the imprecision being because a motion that slow is almost impossible to measure accurately.  But I think we call all agree that since we're using gematria as our jumping-off point, being off by eighty years or so is plenty accurate enough.

10)  Of course, like any good performer, he saves his most amazing bit for the end, wherein we find out that the first thirteen digits of pi add up to 61, which you will recall is the number of "The Holy Spirit."  So pi "encodes" (his word) The Holy Spirit and the precession of the equinoxes.

11)  Therefore god.  Q.E.D.


Well, I  hope you've enjoyed our little ramble through woo-woo arithmetic.  Me, I'm planning on watching some of Leeds' other videos when I have the time (two especially fascinating-sounding ones are "The Isis and Osiris Myth" and "The Holy 108").  However, I think next time I won't launch into this without something to insulate my poor brain against further damage.  I'm thinking that a double scotch might do the trick.