Thursday, August 4, 2022
What's bred in the bone
Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Give me a break
Why their name would be different in an alternate universe, I don't know. From watching Star Trek and Lost in Space, I always assumed that the major differences you'd find in an alternate universe is that all of the good guys would be bad guys, and because of that, many of them would be wearing beards.
But the Mandela Effect isn't going away, despite the fact that if you believe it you're basically saying that your memory is 100% accurate, all of the time, and that you have never misremembered anything in your life. The whole thing has become immensely popular to "study" -- although what there is there to study, I don't know. Witness the fact that there is now a subreddit (/r/MandelaEffect) with almost thirty thousand subscribers.
The most recent thing to be brought to light by this cadre of timeline-jumpers has to do with the "Kit Kat" candy bar. Apparently many people recall the name from their childhood as being "Kit Kats" (with an "s"), even though that doesn't really work with the candy's irritating ear-worm of a jingle, "Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar." So once again, it's more likely that you're in an alternate universe than you just aren't recalling the name of a candy bar correctly. And now we have someone who has proposed an explanation as to why all of this is happening.
You ready?
The Mandela Effect is caused by...
... CERN.
Yes, CERN, the world's largest particle accelerator, home of the Large Hadron Collider, which became justly famous for not creating a black hole and destroying the Earth when it was fired up a few years ago. CERN has been the target of woo-woo silliness before now; back in 2009, projects had to be sidelined for months while the mechanism was repaired after a seagull dropped a piece of a baguette onto some electrical wires and caused a short, and the woo-woos decided that the seagull had been sent back in time to destroy the LHC before it blew up the entire universe.
So I guess there's no end to what CERN can do, up to and including vaporizing specific letters off of candy bar wrappers. But you know, if CERN can alter our timeline, don't you think there's more important stuff that it could accomplish besides changing the spellings of candy bars and cartoon bears? If I could alter the past, first thing I'd do is go back in time and hand Tucker Carlson's father a condom.
But I might be a little biased in that regard.
What baffles me about all of this is that not only is there abundant evidence that human memory is plastic and fallible, but just from our own experience you'd think there would be hundreds of examples where we'd clearly recalled things incorrectly. The fact that these people have to invent an "effect" that involves alternate universes to support why they're always right takes hubris to the level of an art form.
So anyway. I'm not too worried about the possibility of my having side-slipped from another timeline where I'm a world-famous author whose novels regularly rocket to the top of the New York Times Bestseller List. I'm more concerned at the moment over how the hell I'm going to get the "Kit Kat" jingle out of my head, because that thing is really fucking annoying.
Tuesday, August 2, 2022
Death, with big nasty pointy teeth
Monday, August 1, 2022
The thoughtographer
To the materialist and the professional skeptic -- that is to say, people who do not wish their belief that death is the end of life as we know it to be disturbed -- the notion of ghosts is unacceptable. No matter how much evidence is presented to support the reality of the phenomena, these people will argue against it and ascribe it to any of several "natural" causes. Delusion or hallucination must be the explanation, or perhaps a mirage, if not outright trickery. Entire professional groups that deal in the manufacturing of illusions have taken it upon themselves to label anything that defies their ability to reproduce it artificially through trickery or manipulation as false or nonexistent. Especially among photographers and magicians, the notion that ghosts exist has never been popular.
A few years ago, Dr. Jules [sic] Eisenbud of the University of Colorado at Denver startled the world with his disclosures of the peculiar talents of a certain Ted Serios, a Chicago bellhop gifted with psychic photography talents. This man could project images into a camera or television tube, some of which were from the so-called future. Others were from distant places Mr. Serios had never been to. The experiments were undertaken under the most rigid test conditions. They were repeated, which was something the old-line scientists in parapsychology stressed over and over again. Despite the abundant amount of evidence, produced in the glaring limelight of public attention and under strictest scientific test conditions, some of Dr. Eisenbud's colleagues at the University of Colorado turned away from him whenever he asked them to witness the experiments he was conducting. So great was the prejudice against anything Eisenbud and his colleagues might find that might oppose existing concepts that men of scientists couldn't bear to find out for themselves. They were afraid they would have to unlearn a great deal.
Ted Serios exhibits a behavior pathology with many character disorders. He does not abide by the laws and customs of our society. He ignores social amenities and has been arrested many times. His psychopathic and sociopathic personality manifests itself in many other ways. He does not exhibit self-control and will blubber, wail and bang his head on the floor when things are not going his way.
He exhibits strong hostility toward figures of authority, such as policemen and scientists. He is an alcoholic and in psychic experiments he has been encouraged toward the excessive use of alcohol. He has demonstrated the symptoms of a manic-depressive with manic episodes. In one hypermaniacal period he acted like a violent madman and could not be restrained.
He often becomes profane and raging, completely reckless. While depressed he ignores other people, has a far-away look and is disenchanted with everything. He is always bored with talk unless it is about him. He often imagines himself a hero, and sometimes identifies with a violent known personality. He also exhibits sadistic behavior, for example by embarrassing Dr. Eisenbud once, giving as his own Dr. Eisenbud's name and his profession (a psychiatrist) when arrested.
In spite of the questionable research methods and the personality quirks of Serios, a number of Denver professional men believed Ted Serios was a psychic, with a unique power to record his thoughts with a Polaroid camera.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
First, do no harm
I keep thinking I'm not going to need to write any more about LGBTQ issues, that I've said all I need to say, and yet... here we are.
I'm going to start with a question directed at the people who are so stridently against queer rights, queer visibility, even queer existence. I doubt many people of that ilk read Skeptophilia, but you never know. So here goes:
How does guaranteeing that LGBTQ people are treated equally, fairly, and kindly, and are given the same rights as straight people, affect you at all?
It costs you absolutely nothing to say, "I'm not like you, and maybe I don't even understand this part of you, but even so, I respect your right to be who you are without shame or fear." For example, I'm not trans; I have always felt unequivocally that I am one hundred percent male. But when I had trans students in my classes, all it required was my crossing out a first name on the roster and writing in the name they'd prefer to be known by, and remembering to use the appropriate pronouns. A minuscule bit of effort on my part; hugely, and positively, significant on theirs.
What possible justification could I have for refusing?
The reason this whole topic comes up once again is a link sent to me by a loyal reader of Skeptophilia about a rugby team in Australia, the Manly Sea Eagles, which had seven of its players refuse to play in an important match because the owner wanted the team to wear jerseys with a rainbow design meant to promote inclusivity.
Retired Sea Eagles player Ian Roberts, who is the first rugby league player to come out publicly as gay, was devastated by the players' actions. "I try to see it from all perspectives, but this breaks my heart,” Roberts said. "It’s sad and uncomfortable. As an older gay man, this isn’t unfamiliar. I did wonder whether there would be any religious pushback. That’s why I think the NRL have never had a Pride round. I can promise you every young kid on the northern beaches who is dealing with their sexuality would have heard about this."
Matt Bungard, of Wide World of Sports, was blunter still. "I don’t want to hear one single thing about ‘respecting other people’s opinions’ or using religion as a crutch to hide behind while being homophobic. No issues playing at a stadium covered in alcohol and gambling sponsors, which is also a sin. What a joke."
Which I agree with completely, but it brings me back to my initial question; how did wearing the jerseys, for one night, harm those seven players? The jerseys didn't say, "Hi, I'm Gay." They were just a sign of support and inclusivity, of treating others the way you'd like to be treated.
Hmm, now where did I hear about that last bit? Seems like I remember someone famous saying that. Give me a moment, I'm sure it'll come to me.
A Christian baker creating a wedding cake for a gay couple is saying, "I may not be gay, but I'm happy you've found someone you love and want to spend your life with." Straight parents who give unconditional support to their trans child are saying, "I love you no matter what, no matter who you are and what you'd like to be called." A straight teacher having books with queer representation is saying, "Even if I don't experience sexuality like you do, I want you to understand yourself and be happy and confident enough to express your own truth openly."
If you're against same-sex marriage, if you bristle at Pride events, if you refuse to use a person's chosen name and pronouns, if you think businesses should be able to deny services to queer people, I want you to stop, just for one moment, and ask yourself: how is any of this harming me? Maybe it's time to pay more attention to the "love thy neighbor" parts of the Bible than to the Book of Leviticus, of which (face it) 99% is ignored by most Christians anyway. Maybe it's time to put more emphasis on compassion, understanding, and acceptance than on condemning anyone who doesn't think, act, or believe like you do.
After all, Jesus said it himself, in the Gospel of John, chapter thirteen: "By this all people will know that you are my disciples: if you have love for one another."
Friday, July 29, 2022
The cost of fraud
My Aunt Florence, my mother's older sister, died of Alzheimer's disease.
Her children, especially my cousin Linda, took care of her as she slowly declined during the last fifteen years of her life. She finally died in 2008 at the age of ninety, and by that time there was little left of her but a physical shell. She was unresponsive, the higher parts of her brain destroyed by the agonizing progression of this horrible illness. She went from being a bright, inquisitive, vital woman, an avid reader who did crossword puzzles in ink and could beat the hell out of me in Scrabble, to being... gone.
During this ordeal I lived fifteen hundred miles away, so I wasn't confronted every day by the terrible reality of what Alzheimer's does, both to the people suffering it and to their families. Even so, it was my aunt's face I kept picturing while I was reading an article in Neoscope sent to me by a friend -- all the while getting angrier and angrier.
If you've kept up at all with the research on Alzheimer's you probably are familiar with the words beta amyloid. It's a short-chain protein, whose function is unknown, which allegedly is directly toxic to nerve cells (and can cause other proteins to misfold, suggesting an etiology similar to Creutzfeld-Jakob syndrome, better known as "mad cow disease"). A great deal of money and time has been spent investigating the role of beta amyloid in Alzheimer's, and in developing drugs that interfere with its production -- significantly, not a single one of which has been shown to slow down the progression of the disease, much less reverse it.
It turns out this is no coincidence. There is good evidence that the often-cited papers on the topic by Sylvain Lesné -- who wrote convincingly that a specific beta amyloid species, Aß*56, was the culprit in the devastating destruction you see in Alzheimer's sufferers -- were based on faked data.
Not even well-faked, either. The images Lesné included from "Western blot" experiments, a commonly-used separation technique used to detect specific proteins in mixtures, were cut-and-pasted, something that can be seen not only in faint cut lines in the images but in the fact that the bands in the photographs have clearly been duplicated and moved (i.e., if you look at the edges of the bands, several of them have identically-shaped edges -- something that would be next to impossible in an actual Western blot).
It's a devastating finding. About how the hell fraud like this got past peer review, biochemist Derek Lowe writes in Science:
The Lesné stuff should have been caught at the publication stage, but you can say that about every faked paper and every jiggered Western blot. When I review a paper, I freely admit that I am generally not thinking “What if all of this is based on lies and fakery?” It’s not the way that we tend to approach scientific manuscripts. Rather, you ask whether the hypothesis is a sound one and if it was tested in a useful way: were the procedures used sufficient to trust the results and were these results good enough to draw conclusions that can in turn be built upon by further research? Are there other experiments that would make things stronger? Other explanations that the authors didn’t consider and should address? Are there any parts where the story doesn’t hang together? If so, how would these best be fixed?Lesné's apparently fraudulent research doesn't invalidate the whole beta amyloid hypothesis; other, independent studies support the toxic effects of beta amyloid on nerve cells, and have shown there's beta amyloid present in damaged cells. But Lesné's contention that Aß*56 was causative of Alzheimer's was apparently a blind alley -- and the presence of the protein in the neurons of Alzheimer's sufferers could as well be a result of the disease as a cause.
There is a good-faith assumption behind all these questions: you are starting by accepting the results as shown. But if someone comes in with data that have in fact been outright faked, and what’s more, faked in such a way as to answer or forestall just those sorts of reviewing tasks, there’s a good chance that these things will go through, unfortunately.
Thursday, July 28, 2022
The scent of memory
There are two very specific scents that will always remind me of my beloved grandma, with whom I lived for a year and a half when I was eight or nine years old.
One is the flowers of the sweet olive tree. Sweet olive is a small tree with glossy leaves and little, cream-colored flowers with a fruity, spicy smell a little reminiscent of a combination of fresh peaches and vanilla. My grandma had a beautiful sweet olive, and when it flowered in early summer, it perfumed the entire yard.
The other is the smell of old books. When I lived with my grandma my bedroom was in the attic, a maze-like twist of rooms and alcoves with sloped ceilings, a wooden floor, and shelves laden with what seemed to my young eyes like thousands of books. That dusty, dry smell when you turn the cover of a book that hasn't been opened in decades immediately brings me back to that happy time that was, in a lot of ways, like an oasis of calm and happiness in an otherwise troubled and turbulent childhood.
I suspect a lot of you can relate to my experience of having scents trigger memories, but it's hardly a new observation. This phenomenon was the impetus for Marcel Proust's Remembrance of Things Past, in which the entire book begins with the protagonist having a memory triggered by the smell and taste of madeleine cake and tea. What's been less obvious is why smell has such a strong link to memory -- for many people, stronger than any of the other senses.
Two recent papers, one in the journal Cell and the other in Nature, have elucidated why that might be. One reason is that the sense of smell is so specific -- we have over four hundred different types of olfactory sensors, each responsive to different molecules, and those sensors are connected through the olfactory bulb of the brain directly to the hippocampus (a major memory center) and the parts of the cerebral cortex involved in storage of memories.
There's a lot we still don't understand, however. In part, our responsiveness to scents seems to have an epigenetic component -- the phenomenon wherein traits can be inheritable without involving alterations in the DNA. For example, the grandchildren of mice who were given mild electric shocks when exposed to the scent of cherry blossoms have an aversive reaction to the odor even though they were never shocked themselves. (This may sound like a Lamarckian "inheritance of acquired characteristics" model, and in a way, it is; but epigenetic effects usually happen because the trait involved hormonal alteration of the rate of gene expression, which can affect the children -- and grandchildren -- without the actual DNA being changed.)
What it immediately made me wonder is how this affects the experience of animals with way more sensitive noses -- like dogs. Dogs' big snouts have fifty times more olfactory receptors than our puny little noses do.
Not only that, a dog's olfactory processing center is forty times bigger relative to the rest of its brain than yours is. So how does that affect what neuroscientist David Eagleman calls its umwelt -- the sensory world it inhabits? Imagine if the olfactory landscape you were immersed in every time you took a breath was as vivid as the visual and auditory landscapes most of us experience without even thinking about it.
No wonder my dogs both sniff me thoroughly whenever I come home after being away. Who knows what information they're gleaning about where I've been, who I've come into contact, and *gasp* what other dogs I may have said hi to along the way?
We're just beginning to parse how our sensory processing centers integrate with the other parts of the brain, and solve the old question of why (and how) the olfactory sense is such a powerful trigger to sometimes long-buried memories. Scientists are even considering the possible use of scents as a way to decondition traumatic memories in PTSD sufferers -- if there are smells with positive, reassuring connections, being exposed to those while suffering from the resurgence of trauma might blunt the edge of the pain. In one study, smelling an odor with pleasant associations (in this case, fresh coffee) while recounting a memory of a traumatic experience significantly lowered the emotional distress of the test subjects.
It will be fascinating to see where this research goes, as we untangle layer after layer of the complex network that allows us to perceive our world and recall what we experience. And, perhaps, explain how after fifty years, there's still a link in my brain between sweet olive flowers, old books, and my grandma's face.








