Tuesday, May 5, 2026
Scary times
Monday, April 13, 2026
The hills are shadows
The difficulty is that this dreaminess about tampering with the laws of the universe runs headlong into my desire to understand what the actual rules are, and which ultimately led me to dedicate my life to science. After an unfortunate time in my teenage years when I worked really, really hard to convince myself that all the weird paranormal shit I'd immersed myself in was the truth, I was forced by the modicum of intellectual honesty I had back then to admit that the evidence for all of it was nil, and to give the whole thing up as a bad job.
So I ended up teaching science and critical thinking, and simultaneously writing paranormal fiction. Seemed like a good compromise.
But this push to explore the fringes still shows up. I'm most attracted to the areas of science that are strange and counterintuitive. Regular readers of Skeptophilia will attest to this, given my near obsession with things like quantum physics and the behavior of black holes. And there's one other realm of science that allows me to do what journalist Kathryn Schulz calls "seeing the world as it isn't" -- and that's paleontology.
Because after all, things in the distant past were very, very different than they are now. We're so used to looking around us and seeing The World As It Is that we don't often consider that this brief point in time is part of a continuum of geological and biological change, and is framed on both sides -- past and future -- by worlds that were and will be wildly different from the one we live in.
As an example, consider a paper in the journal ZooKeys, which is about the fauna of the Sahara. Immediately I said that name, I'm guessing you pictured sand dunes, perfectly clear blue skies, no plant life (maybe a palm tree or two, if there was an oasis in your imagination), and perhaps a camel or a white-robed Bedouin.
Turn the chronometer back a hundred million years, though, and you wouldn't even know it was the same place.
At that point, the Sahara was a tropical forest, with a huge bay of the Tethys Ocean (the remnant of which we now call the Indian Ocean) right in the middle. The Atlantic Ocean had only recently opened up, and western Africa was separated from South America by a narrow strait. What is now an unbroken swath of desert was a large island in the west, a smaller island in the middle of the central bay, and a big chunk of land to the east that is now the remainder of the continent of Africa.
But that just scratches the surface. The paper I referenced above, "Geology and Paleontology of the Upper Cretaceous Kem Kem Group of Eastern Morocco," by a team led by Nizar Ibrahim of the University of Detroit, describes the fossil finds in the Kem Kem Group, a dazzlingly rich fossil bed that is only now beginning to be investigated thoroughly.
What this fossil bed shows us is a world that's not only drastically different from how we picture the Sahara today, it's drastically different from anything currently on Earth. "This was arguably the most dangerous place in the history of planet Earth," Ibrahim said in an interview in Science Daily, "a place where a human time-traveller would not last very long."
Such a time-traveller, in their short remaining life expectancy, would meet up with such beasts as Carcharodontosaurus -- the name means "jagged-toothed lizard" -- which averaged eight meters from tip to tail, just shy of the length of an average school bus. Its signature teeth were twenty centimeters long and serrated like steak knives. There were twenty-meter-long crocodilians such as Aegisuchus, which were big enough to turn your average modern saltwater crocodile into saltwater taffy. There was the fifteen-meter-long, twenty-ton Spinosaurus, another carnivore. The skies were no safer -- there was a variety of pterodactyloids, including the flying hunter Apatorhamphus, which had a long, needle-toothed snout and a wingspan of five meters.
And that's just a sampler.
"Many of the predators were relying on an abundant supply of fish," said study co-author Professor David Martill from the University of Portsmouth. "This place was filled with absolutely enormous fish, including giant coelacanths and lungfish. The coelacanth, for example, is probably four or even five times larger than today's coelacanth [which averages two meters in length]. There is an enormous freshwater saw shark called Onchopristis with the most fearsome of rostral teeth, they are like barbed daggers, but beautifully shiny."
So if you went for a swim, at least you'd have something pretty to look at while you were being messily devoured.
But the vagaries of plate tectonics and climate eventually widened the Atlantic and closed off the bay in the mid-Sahara, and the place started to dry out. It was green for a lot longer than you'd think, however. There's evidence that as little as seven thousand years ago, the Sahara got a great deal more rain and was much more verdant than it is today, but a shift in the path of the African monsoon turned off the tap and converted the whole area into a vast, mostly-uninhabitable desert.
I'd like to close with the beautiful and poignant words Alfred, Lord Tennyson wrote in his poem "In Memoriam." I've quoted them here before, but they are so apposite there's really no fitter way to end. Read this, and think about the Sahara -- and what your own homeland might look like in a hundred million years' time.
There rolls the deep where grew the tree.
O Earth, what changes hast thou seen?
There where the long road roars has been
The stillness of the central sea.
The hills are shadows, and they flow
From form to form, and nothing stands,
They melt like mists, the solid lands,
Like clouds, they shape themselves, and go.
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
Danger down under
Of course, it's not like even the modern Australian wildlife is anything to trifle with. The country is where you can find some of the world's most dangerous snakes, including the taipan, the brown snake, and the tiger snake. The north coast is home to the enormous and aggressive saltwater crocodile, while the south coast has a sizable population of great white sharks. The eastern coast, not to be outdone, is where you can run into the harmless-looking box jellyfish, which is in contention for winner of the most-potent venom contest; it injects its victim with a substance that has an LD-50 of 0.04 milligrams per kilogram of body weight, and can kill in under five minutes if an antidote isn't administered. Even the plants bear watching. The north coast has the beach spinifex grass, which reinforces the pointed tips of its leaves with silica drawn from the soil, essentially turning the plant into a cluster of tiny glass shards. Worst of all is the gympie-gympie, which is like the humongous nettle from hell, inflicting an excruciating sting that can last for years.
(The Wikipedia article I linked says that the fruit of the gympie-gympie is "edible if the stinging hairs are removed first." To which I respond, "Do I look like a fucking lunatic to you?" I'll stick with fruit that's not attempting to murder me, thanks.)
But the paper "Extinction of Eastern Sahul Megafauna Coincides with Sustained Environmental Deterioration," by a team led by Scott Hocknull of the University of Melbourne, gives you a good feeling for how much worse it could be. It describes a treasure-trove of fossils from Walker Creek in northeastern Australia that had the remains of hitherto-unknown species of fauna, including:
- a thus-far unclassified kangaroo that was four meters tall and weighed just shy of three hundred kilograms
- a new species of the genus Diprotodon, which was basically a wombat on steroids -- it's estimated to have been two meters tall at the shoulder and had a mass of 2,500 kilograms
- a new species of the horrific carnivorous marsupial Thylacoleo, which was slightly smaller than your average African lion, but is estimated to have had the most powerful bite of any known mammal, living or extinct
- a six-meter-long goanna and two never-before-seen species of monitor lizards
- a land-dwelling crocodile, because apparently the water-dwelling ones weren't bad enough
The kicker is that these things were around after the colonization of Australia by humans, and in fact, by some estimates there was a fifteen thousand year overlap where the ancestors of today's Native Australians had to contend with a nightmarish megafauna. Me, I wonder why they stuck around, you know? If I was one of them, and landed in my boat on the shores of Australia, and saw land crocodiles and six-meter-long lizards and a lion-sized Tasmanian devil, I would have used the words of the inimitable Eric Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."
Of course, home was Papua-New Guinea, which honestly wasn't all that much better.
It's an interesting question as to what finally did in these formidable critters. Hocknull et al. write the following, in an article in The Conversation:
Why did these megafauna become extinct? It has been argued that the extinctions were due to over-hunting by humans, and occurred shortly after people arrived in Australia.However, this theory is not supported by our finding that a diverse collection of these ancient giants still survived 40,000 years ago, after humans had spread around the continent.The extinctions of these tropical megafauna occurred sometime after our youngest fossil site formed, around 40,000 years ago. The timeframe of their disappearance coincided with sustained regional changes in available water and vegetation, as well as increased fire frequency. This combination of factors may have proven fatal to the giant land and aquatic species.
Makes today's snakes and crocodiles and whatnot seem tame by comparison, doesn't it?
Friday, March 27, 2026
Reptilian splits
If you took your last biology class before about 1995, you probably learned about Class Reptilia, containing turtles, lizards, snakes, crocodiles, alligators, and a few other assorted groups. The class was defined by having dry, scaly skin, internal fertilization, "amniote" eggs with shells, and hearts that had incomplete septa (the wall down the center that separates the oxygenated left side from the deoxygenated right side).
Well, the last one wasn't 100% true, and that should have been a clue to what was going on. Crocodiles and alligators have four-chambered hearts, and are also partial endotherms -- they show some capacity for internally regulating their own body temperatures, just as birds and mammals do.
It was genetic testing that finally settled who was related to whom, and that was when a lot of us got a shock (not so much the evolutionary biologists, who kind of expected this was how it was gonna work out). The word "reptile" has no real taxonomic significance, because it lumps together groups that really aren't very closely related, and excludes others that are closer. Here's how this branch of Kingdom Animalia evolved:
As you can see from the diagram, the problem was birds. Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards (despite superficial appearance); and if you throw dinosaurs into the mix, it becomes even clearer, because birds are dinosaurs.
Think about that the next time you feed the chickadees.
So if you throw all the reptiles together, by the rules of cladistic taxonomy, you'd have to include birds, and nobody much wanted to call birds reptiles. So the entire Class Reptilia was broken up, now as three different classes: Lepidosauria (lizards, snakes, and the oddball tuatara of New Zealand), Testudines (turtles), and Crocodilia (obviously crocodiles et al.). Birds have their own class (Aves).
But what this brings up is how such different-looking animals as turtles and snakes evolved from a common ancestor. The differences between the different groups of reptiles is pretty dramatic. The explanation has usually been that it was adaptive radiation, a phenomenon that deserves some explanation.
Adaptive radiation is when a group undergoes rapid diversification to fill many available niches. The classic example is Darwin's finches, a group of birds on the Galapagos Islands, which descend from a common ancestral group that split up to occupy different niches because of bill size and strength (which determines what they can eat). That's a pretty drastic oversimplification, but it captures the essence: many available niches, and a population with sufficient genetic diversity to split up and specialize into those niches.
Because of the "many available niches" part, adaptive radiation is most common under two scenarios: a population colonizing a previously-uninhabited territory (as with Darwin's finches), and remnant populations left after a major extinction. This was what was thought to have powered the split-up of the reptiles -- the "Great Dying," the Permian-Triassic extinction of 252 million years ago that by some estimates wiped out 95% of life on Earth.
Nota bene: there is fairly good evidence that the trigger for the Permian-Triassic extinction was hypercapnia -- a sudden increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide. This led to drastic warming of the atmosphere and ocean acidification. The cause -- according to a paper in the journal Geology -- was massive burning of coal. Sound familiar? In this case the cause was natural; it's thought to have been triggered by extensive volcanism ripping through huge deposits of coal and carbonate minerals formed during the Carboniferous Period. But the end result was the same as what we're doing now by runaway use of fossil fuels. I'd like to think this would be a cautionary note, but the world's leaders seem to specialize in ignoring science unless it can directly make them money and/or keep them in power, so I'm not holding my breath.
But back to the reptiles. The study that triggered this post, which appeared in Nature Communications, points out the flaw in the argument that the adaptive radiation of reptiles was due to the Permian-Triassic extinction. According to recent analysis, the split up was already well underway before the extinction started. And the extinction itself was sudden, at least in geological terms; from start to catastrophic finish, the whole event took about a hundred thousand years. In geological strata, this length of time is a very, very narrow band.
Plus, the different groups of reptiles individually show drastically different rates of specialization. "Our findings suggest that the origin of the major reptile groups, both living and extinct, was marked by very fast rates of anatomical change, but that high rates of evolution do not necessarily align with taxonomic diversification," said study lead author Tiago Simões of Harvard University, in an interview in Phys.Org. "Our results also show that the origin of snakes is characterized by the fastest rates of anatomical change in the history of reptile evolution -- but that this does not coincide with increases in taxonomic diversity [as predicted by adaptive radiations] or high rates of molecular evolution."
The end result of the study is that the cause of the adaptive radiation is unknown. It probably was pushed along by the mass extinction -- the species that survived the hypercapnia and the resulting environmental devastation were set up to have a whole empty world to colonize. But what was driving the split-up of the group prior to the extinction itself?
Unknown, but the current study shows that clearly the adaptive radiation had already started.
I love puzzles like this. In science, there are almost always more questions than answers, and every answer brings up new questions. But another feature of science is the conviction that there is an answer even if we don't currently know what it is. And chances are, further study will elucidate what exactly was going on -- and what led to the fragmentation of a group that now, over 250 million years later, comprises some of the best-known and most familiar critters who have ever walked (or slithered, or flown across) the Earth.
Monday, March 16, 2026
The road not taken
Not so the Ediacaran Assemblage.
They may have been animals, although they were sessile (fixed to the seafloor) via stalks, and had weird frond-like structures of uncertain purpose (but which may have been a mechanism either for oxygen extraction or for filter feeding). So if you were to look at a living one, your initial impression might well be that it was some odd sort of seaweed, and not an animal at all.
Not only are they bizarre-looking, many seem to have no living descendants, including Obamus coronatus (which looks like a French cruller) and the hubcap-like Tribrachidium heraldicum, one of the only known animals to have triradial symmetry.
There's a misconception about evolution -- that it's linear and progressive, that one form supersedes another in some kind of stepwise fashion based upon an identifiable "improvement," such as increase in speed, defensive or offensive capabilities, ability to access food, or intelligence. While you can find examples where this appears to have happened, there's a large measure of the chaotic involved in the history of life. Not only do we see sudden and drastic changes in the climate and environmental conditions -- which, after all, are the biggest drivers of selective pressure -- random occurrences like volcanic eruptions and meteorite strikes can create a situation where extinction had way less to do with poor evolutionary fitness than simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Friday, February 27, 2026
The shifting sands
The Yith, who lived in what is now Australia's Great Sandy Desert some 250 million years ago, are capable of temporarily switching personalities with other intelligent beings throughout the cosmos and from any time period. While the consciousness of the kidnapped individual is residing in its temporary Yith body, it enjoys the freedom to learn anything it wants from the extensive library of information the Yith have gleaned -- as long as the individual is willing to contribute his/her own knowledge to the library. The main character, early twentieth century professor Nathaniel Peaslee, is switched, and while he is living with the Yith he meets a number of luminaries whose personalities have also been swiped, including:
- Titus Sempronius Blaesus: a Roman official from 80 B.C.E.
- Bartolomeo Corsi: a twelfth-century Florentine monk
- Crom-Ya: a Cimmerian chief who lived circa 15,000 B.C.E.
- Khephnes: a Fourteenth Dynasty (circa 1700 B.C.E.) Egyptian pharaoh
- Nevil Kingston-Brown: an Australian physicist who would die in 2518 C.E.
- Pierre-Louis Montagny: an elderly Frenchman from the time of Louis XIII (early seventeenth century)
- Nug-Soth: a magician from a race of conquerors in16,000 C.E,
- S'gg'ha: a member of the star-headed "Great Race" of Antarctica, from a hundred million years ago
- Theodotides: a Greco-Bactrian official of 200 B.C.E.
- James Woodville: a Suffolk gentleman from the mid-seventeenth century
- Yiang-Li: a philosopher from the empire of Tsan-Chan, circa 5000 C.E.
Nevertheless, it's a fantastic concept for a story, and I remember when I first read it (at about age sixteen) how taken I was with the idea of being able to meet and talk with individuals from both past and future, not to mention other species. But what struck me most viscerally when I read it was when Peaslee, in the Yith's body, describes what he sees surrounding the library.
It's a tropical rain forest. What now is a barren desert, with barely a scrap of vegetation, was a lush jungle:
The skies were almost always moist and cloudy, and sometimes I would witness tremendous rains. Once in a while, though, there would be glimpses of the Sun -- which looked abnormally large -- and the Moon, whose markings held a touch of difference from the normal that I could never fathom. When -- very rarely -- the night sky was clear to any extent, I beheld constellations which were nearly beyond recognition. Known outlines were sometimes approximated, but seldom duplicated; and from the position of the few groups I could recognize, I felt I must be in the Earth's southern hemisphere, near the Tropic of Capricorn.
The far horizon was always steamy and indistinct, but I could see that great jungles of unknown tree ferns, Calamites, Lepidodendron, and Sigillaria lay outside the city, their fantastic fronds waving mockingly in the shifting vapors... I saw constructions of black or iridescent stone in glades and clearings where perpetual twilight reigned, and traversed long causeways over swamps so dark I could tell but little of their towering, moist vegetation.
I was immediately reminded of that moment of realization when I read a paper in Nature called "Temperate Rainforests Near the South Pole During Peak Cretaceous Warmth," by a huge team led by Johann Klages of the Alfred-Wegener-Institut Helmholtz-Zentrum für Polar und Meeresforschung, of Bremerhaven, Germany. Klages's team made a spectacular find that demonstrates that a hundred million years ago, Antarctica wasn't the windswept polar desert it currently is, but something more like Lovecraft's vision of the site of the prehistoric library of Yith. The authors write:
The mid-Cretaceous period was one of the warmest intervals of the past 140 million years, driven by atmospheric carbon dioxide levels of around 1,000 parts per million by volume. In the near absence of proximal geological records from south of the Antarctic Circle, it is disputed whether polar ice could exist under such environmental conditions. Here we use a sedimentary sequence recovered from the West Antarctic shelf—the southernmost Cretaceous record reported so far—and show that a temperate lowland rainforest environment existed at a palaeolatitude of about 82° S during the Turonian–Santonian age (92 to 83 million years ago). This record contains an intact 3-metre-long network of in situ fossil roots embedded in a mudstone matrix containing diverse pollen and spores. A climate model simulation shows that the reconstructed temperate climate at this high latitude requires a combination of both atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations of 1,120–1,680 parts per million by volume and a vegetated land surface without major Antarctic glaciation, highlighting the important cooling effect exerted by ice albedo under high levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide.It's a stunning discovery from a number of perspectives. First, just the wonderment of realizing that the climate could change so drastically. Note that this wasn't, or at least wasn't entirely, because of tectonic movement; the site of the find was still only eight degrees shy of the South Pole even back then. Despite that, the warmth supported a tremendous assemblage of life, including hypsilophodontid dinosaurs, labyrinthodontid amphibians, and a diverse flora including conifers, cycads, and ferns. (And given that at this point Antarctica and Australia were still connected, Lovecraft's vision of the home of the Yith was remarkably accurate.)
So, if it wasn't latitude that caused the warm climate, what was it? The other thing that jumps out at me is the high carbon dioxide content of the atmosphere back then -- 1,000 parts per million. Our current levels are 410 parts per million, and going up a steady 2.5 ppm per year. I know I've rung the changes on this topic often enough, but I'll say again -- this is not a natural warm-up, like the Earth experienced during the mid-Cretaceous. This is due to our out-of-control fossil fuel use, returning to the atmosphere carbon dioxide that has been locked up underground for hundreds of millions of years. When the tipping point will occur, when we can no longer stop the warm up from continuing, is still a matter of debate. Some scientists think we may already have passed it, that a catastrophic increase in temperature is inevitable, leading to a complete melting of the polar ice caps and a consequent rise in sea level of ten meters or more.
What no informed and responsible person doubts any more is that the warm-up is happening, and that we are the cause. People who are still "global warming doubters" (I'm not going to dignify them by calling them skeptics; a skeptic respects facts and evidence) are either woefully uninformed or else in the pockets of the fossil fuel interests.
I don't mean to end on a depressing note. The Klages et al. paper is wonderful, and gives us a vision of an Earth that was a very different place than the one we now inhabit, and highlights that what we have now is different yet from what the Earth will look like a hundred million years in the future. It brings home the evocative lines from Alfred, Lord Tennyson's wonderful poem "In Memoriam:"
There rolls the deep where grew the tree.
O Earth, what changes hast thou seen?
There where the long road roars hath been
The stillness of the central sea.
The hills are shadows, and they flow
From form to form, and nothing stands;
They melt like mist, the solid lands,
Like clouds, they shape themselves and go.
Tuesday, January 13, 2026
Pressing reset
From beginning (485 million years ago) to the end (444 million years ago) it experienced two of the biggest global climatic swings the Earth has ever seen. In the early Ordovician the climate was a sauna -- an intense greenhouse effect caused the highest temperatures the Paleozoic Era would see, and glacial ice all but vanished. Life was abundant in the shallow seas. One of the dominant groups were the conodonts:
But what survived this pair of climate swings was to shape Earth's biological history forever. Because it included primitive vertebrates with paired jaws -- the gnathostomes -- which became the ancestors of 99% of modern vertebrate animals, including ourselves.
Friday, January 2, 2026
Lost and found
I'm currently reading Michael Novacek's fascinating book Dinosaurs of the Flaming Cliffs, which is about the expeditions led by Novacek into the backcountry of the Mongolian Gobi Desert in search of late Cretaceous dinosaur fossils.
And they found 'em. In abundance. The remains that Novacek's team unearthed changed our understanding of the evolution of dinosaurs and early mammals in central Asia -- I've already lost count of the number of new species his group found, and I'm only about a third of the way through the book.
What struck me, though, is the combination of physical and personal hardship that the team members were willing to tolerate to achieve their goals. The Gobi Desert is, even today, largely untraveled and unmapped; the nomadic groups that live in its arid wastes have to keep moving to survive in a climate that is broiling hot in the summer and viciously cold in the winter, has little in the way of drinkable fresh water, and is thin pasturage for domestic animals even at the best of times. These scientists launched into the arid badlands in old, Soviet-era trucks that broke down every time someone sneezed hard, with carefully-rationed food, water, and gasoline, and exactly zero margin for error.
The fact that they not only survived, but achieved their scientific goals (and then some), is downright astonishing. And every other page, I've shaken my head and thought, "I would never have the courage to do something like this. Not in a million years."
Keep in mind, too, that this is coming from someone who did his share of backcountry camping, mostly in the Cascades and Olympics of Washington State. Being a teacher has its perks -- June, July, and August being top of the list -- and when I was in my twenties I frequently disappeared into the fir-shrouded forests during the summer for weeks at a time. So I'm no stranger to sleeping outdoors and hiking with a heavy pack. (Or at least I was. Now that I am Of A Certain Age, I'm afraid my appreciation of the creature comforts has done nothing but increase.)
But still: I would never have been brave enough to take off into the wilds of Mongolia the way Novacek et al. did (repeatedly). Which probably would have scotched any intent I might have had to become a paleontologist.
On the other hand, sometimes -- admittedly, it's probably rare -- great paleontological discoveries can come from merely opening the right drawer in a museum. The reason the topic comes up (besides my current reading-in-progress) is the chance find by paleontologist Georgios Georgalis of the Institute of Systematics and Evolution of Animals of the Polish Academy of Sciences in Krakow, who was doing some research in London's Natural History Museum and stumbled across the bones of a very unusual fossil snake that had been overlooked for forty years.
Dubbed Paradoxophidion richardoweni -- "Richard Owen's paradoxical snake" -- it lived in England during the Eocene Epoch, something like 37 million years ago. At that point, England was a great deal warmer than it is now. The world was just exiting the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum, at eight degrees Celsius higher than today one of the highest global average temperatures ever recorded. The hot times favored diversification of ectothermic animals -- such as snakes -- in what are now regions with much cooler climates.
"It was my childhood dream to be able to visit the Natural History Museum, let alone do research there," said study lead author Georgalis. "So, when I saw these very weird vertebrae in the collection and knew that they were something new, it was a fantastic feeling. It's especially exciting to have described an early diverging caenophidian snake, as there's not that much evidence about how they emerged. Paradoxophidion brings us closer to understanding how this happened."










