The broken branch

When I first became interested in paleontology, I think what came as the biggest surprise was how many lineages had become completely extinct.

I knew about the dinosaurs, of course; everyone knew about the dinosaurs.  But I remember one of my books on prehistoric animals showing a family tree of mammals, and branching off way near the bottom was a line marked multituberculates, that suddenly just... ended.  What on earth were those?

Turns out they're a group of small, superficially rodent-like mammals with strange knobbly teeth, that thrived for 130 million years -- coexisting with the dinosaurs for much of it -- before suddenly and inexplicably vanishing during the Miocene Epoch.  But they were hardly the only broken branch on the tree.  There were also the massive, hulking brontotheres, including the famously slingshot-horned Brontops, that lived during the Paleocene and Eocene, dying out around 34 million years ago.  And around the same time there were the mesonychids, scary-ass carnivorous mammals that looked like a cross between a bear and a wolf but were actually more closely related to horses.

All three groups gone forever, leaving no descendants.

Far from being the common picture of a slow, gradual progression, from something like a worm to a fish to an amphibian to a reptile to a primitive mammal to primates to *trumpet fanfare* Homo sapiens, sitting of course on top of the evolutionary tree as befits the Pinnacle of Creation, the family tree of life is more like an unruly and tangled shrub with thousands of splits and bifurcations -- and just as many snapped-off branches.  Whole groups of organisms have turned into dead ends; I wrote a couple of years ago about the bizarre Ediacaran Assemblage, a group of Precambrian species that are so different than the familiar life forms we see around us today that paleontologists have been unable to determine where exactly they fit in the overall taxonomic scheme, or if perhaps they, too, left no descendants.

But they are hardly the only species that are, as the researchers put it, "of uncertain affinities."  In fact, the whole topic comes up because of a paper by Corentin Loron of the University of Edinburgh et al., that looked at a peculiar life form that was one of the first really huge terrestrial organisms, an eight-meter-tall... um... something called Prototaxites.

From their cell wall structure, they pretty clearly weren't plants.  The hypothesis was that Prototaxites was some kind of enormous fungus; a mushroom the size of a small tree, more or less.  But now... well, here's what Loron et al. found:

Prototaxites was the first giant organism to live on the terrestrial surface, reaching sizes of 8 metres in the Early Devonian.  However, its taxonomic assignment has been debated for over 165 years.  Tentative assignments to groups of multicellular algae or land plants have been repeatedly ruled out based on anatomy and chemistry, resulting in two major alternatives: Prototaxites was either a fungus or a now entirely extinct lineage.  Recent studies have converged on a fungal affinity...  Here we test this by contrasting the anatomy and molecular composition of Prototaxites with contemporary fungi from the 407-million-year-old Rhynie chert.  We report that Prototaxites taiti was the largest organism in the Rhynie ecosystem and its anatomy was fundamentally distinct from all known extant or extinct fungi.  Furthermore, our molecular composition analysis indicates that cell walls of P. taiti include aliphatic, aromatic, and phenolic components most similar to fossilisation products of lignin, but no fossilisation products characteristic of chitin or chitosan, which are diagnostic of all groups of extant and extinct fungi, including those preserved in the Rhynie chert.  We therefore conclude that Prototaxites was not a fungus, and instead propose it is best assigned to a now entirely extinct terrestrial lineage.

After reading this, my brain (being basically like the neural equivalent of a giant, out-of-control pinball game) immediately bounced from there to thinking about the "Abominable Mi-Go" from the Lovecraft mythos, which were giant race of creatures that lived in Antarctica when it was warm and habitable hundreds of millions of years ago, and were "fungoid, more vegetable than animal, but truly allied to neither."  Of course, in Lovecraft's universe, the Mi-Go also had wings and kidnapped people and stored their consciousness in what amounted to big metal test tubes, and I don't think Loron et al. think Prototaxites could do all that.

In any case, the current study is fascinating from a couple of standpoints.  First, that the world in the early Devonian would have looked drastically different than it does today -- no trees, and in fact barely any plants larger than club mosses and (very) early ferns.  And second, that there were these towering things sticking up in the landscape, like giant accusing fingers, bearing only a distant (and as-yet uncertain) connection to any other living organism.

Recent advances in paleontology have shown that the nineteenth-century conception of the Great Chain of Being was missing out on some of the most interesting parts -- organisms so different from today's nine-million-odd species that we can't even figure out quite where to pigeonhole them.  And as we uncover more fossil evidence, we're sure to find others, and add further branches to the snarled and twisted family tree of life on Earth.

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